What's the etiquette around here? Or, a sideways introduction...

[twocargar]

Welcome! I love this forum, and have to share my absolute favorite post, that was in response to http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f8/how-safely-ship-instrument-879150/ "how to safely ship an instrument".

The best way is to solder together a titanium container. Then fill it with anti-matter granules. Wrap the instrument in 78 layers of diamond carbide-grade micro-weave fabric, then insert it into the container. Finally, remove the air, so that it is vacuum packed. For best results, ship it on the same flatbed railroad car used for transporting NASA rocket stages, and make sure to accompany it with a division of National Guard troops and an overhead formation of Air Force fighter jets.

Or, do what Baba said, which was absolutely right.

 

[1SHOT1HIT]

Hahahahaha!! That was only enough to intrigue. Now the OP and at least 25 other people are frantically searching TB to see if my other forum posts offer any clues.

I'll never tell. I just hope both the monkey, and the eager Amish midget recover okay.

 

[dozicusmaximus]

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[turbo chicken]

new guy is sposed to bring the pizza ...

"Where's the pizza?"

 

[MatticusMania]

there's a catch though: If you try to be recognized, you will be shunned. This is known as "Meev Syndrome".

or the less flattering username n/a complex.

 

[Eric Perry]

I'll have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper... and some cheese.

How about some cat poop instead?

 

[Mysterion]

... The red hair doubles as my warning label... If you are male and under age 30 (maybe 40), the only philosophy on women you need to worry about is how many you can tap...

At 53, it takes more than a carrot-top to scare me off. And I like your philosophy, which seems consistent with Locke and Bentham.

I'll have three fingers of Glenlivet...

You'll have to join Mrs. M. She's the scotch drinker in the family.

new guy is sposed to bring the pizza ...

"Where's the pizza?"

You were late. Other guys finished it.

How about some cat poop instead?

Thanks, but we're already operating at a surplus.

 

[Tat2dHeart]

I'll never tell. I just hope both the monkey, and the eager Amish midget recover okay.

They're not too bad, actually. The monkey's quite happy in his new home at the zoo and the midget is out of intensive care just last week. He should be back up to his old tricks in about 18 months or so.

 

[Eric Perry]

Thanks, but we're already operating at a surplus.

 

[MatticusMania]

I think you misquoted there, Perry.

 

[lucas vigor]

How about some cat poop instead?

Ok, but let me finish playing my yazz flute first.

 

[dozicusmaximus]

I'll bring some sweet tarts!

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[lucas vigor]

Bath salt party?

 

[dozicusmaximus]

Hell yeah, let's get crunk... er, sizalted!!

 

[Eric Perry]

I think you misquoted there, Perry.

 

[Funky Ghost]

Is this the part in Sprockets where we dance?

 

[MatticusMania]

Naugh, vee dahnce!

 

[slobake]

Is this the part in Sprockets where we dance?

Dancing is on the Arguers thread

 

[Funky Ghost]

Touch my monkey?

 

[dozicusmaximus]

Comin down like a monkey?