Start making crop circles.
At least that's an idea my kids could get down with.
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Start making crop circles.
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View attachment 837615 OK, don't get excited. It's not a new species of giant lizard I want to shoot with a bazooka.
It's this crap!
It has taken over large parts of my yard this year. My centipede grass won't really green up for a few more weeks. But a full 40% of my yard is green with this stuff.
I put down Weed B Gone granules a few weeks ago and everything died but this. Dandelions even fell prey to the granules. But not this stuff.
Help!
View attachment 837614
View attachment 837615 OK, don't get excited. It's not a new species of giant lizard I want to shoot with a bazooka.
It's this crap!
It has taken over large parts of my yard this year. My centipede grass won't really green up for a few more weeks. But a full 40% of my yard is green with this stuff.
I put down Weed B Gone granules a few weeks ago and everything died but this. Dandelions even fell prey to the granules. But not this stuff.
Help!
Haha, I only say that because my "yard" is 2% grass and 98% a mixture of hundreds of species of weeds. I live in the country, so I just say "if it's green mow it down."
I hate yard maintenance. Someday my whole yard will be green concrete corner to corner....![]()
I gave up and built a deck.Sounds like my yard.....
I gave up and built a deck.

Yup, my whole house will probably fit inside of one of your walk in closets. It is probable worth three times more than yours as well. That is insane, good thing I bought when real estate was cheap. It's the unions and rich people I tell ya!If you come help me build a four acre deck I'll provide all the TNC you can eat!
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Yup, my whole house will probably fit inside of one of your walk in closets. It is probable worth three times more than yours as well. That is insane, good thing I bought when real estate was cheap. It's the unions and rich people I tell ya!
Here will this help?
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Don't know if its been mentioned yet but Roundup kills everything, if you only have 2% grass then your not loosing that much. Nuke it and start all over
Or get some goats, that works too
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True, but you wouldn't need any more fertilizer.The weed invasion is in random patches among actual grass. I would have to pin them up on random patches or let them eat the real grass too and start all over... on four acres......which would be pretty expensive I suppose.
Ha! Good stuff. Let me see if I can cover it all.
Yes, my girls play in the yard.
Yes, I own the home.
As for tilling up parts.... I forgot to mention that my yard is about 5 acres. 1 is woods and the rest grass. If I had to guess, I would say I'm up to about 1.5 acres of the stuff at this point. Maybe if I had a mule to help pull the tiller....
yep. Couch has an extensive root system storing much energy for recovery from repeated topping off that would kill lesser grasses. I am not even sure if Roundup gets rid of it. Continuous manual cultivation of vegetables, removing the roots to burning disestablishes it from garden but I think you're looking at goats and then regular mowing.Looks like plain old couch grass, nothing out of the ordinary but hard to control.
If it is, you can kill it by pouring delicious chemicals inside the soil on which your grandchildren will play.
There are greener solutions though, like randomly plating marigolds across the filed that will make it disappear within a couple years.