"What's Wrong With Your Face?"

[Unrepresented]

A) When is this an appropriate question to ask?

B) When is it appropriate to find it offensive?

 

[tastybasslines]

Right after you stare at said defect in question and say, "My eyes!!! Arrrrghhh!!!"

 

[RxFunk]

What's wrong with MY face?! What's wrong with YOUR face?!

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

Usually use it as a not-so-sympathetic way of asking what's wrong when someone is looking angry/grumpy.

 

[elgecko]

Bells Palsy?

 

[spade2you]

I wasn't looking at his neck, man.

 

[edpal]

Answer
A:When you are incredibly pissed or are feeling completely mean.
B: Same answer.

 

[hover]

[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

 

[Unrepresented]

Bells Palsy?

Is that a response to A, B, or All Of The Above?

 

[shadowtippy]

a: when it is bleeding. b: when it is your normal expression.

 

[slobake]

"Does your face hurt?"
"No, why?"
"Because it's killing me."

 

[fraublugher]

Any junk-face regalias deserve questioning, how will we know if we don't?

 

[mellowinman]

Don't ask me that question.

I won't ask you, either.

DEAL?

 

[6jase5]

[DEL]Bells[/DEL] BALLS Palsy?

Spelling error...I do it all the time.

[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

 

[Immigrant]

A) If you are less than 6 years old.

b) It seems everything can be offensive to someone anymore, so it's always appropriate to be offended by anything.

I'm offended you ask, yet I know I'm so ugly I should be the birth control poster child. How conflicting!

 

[RDUB]

"Your face hurt? It's killin' me!"

 

[Gopherbassist]

[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

Huh. That fits.

 

[Bloodhammer]

A: Anytime you feel like it. "WTH is wrong with you?" is also acceptable.

B: Never. This requires a witty comeback like, "I just saw your mom riding a sybian on the internet."

 

[bassinplace]

A) When is this an appropriate question to ask?

B) When is it appropriate to find it offensive?

A: When it's bleeding.

B: When it's not bleeding.

 

[itchyfingers]