When dropping the kids off at the pool...

[jrthebassguy]

-Nintendo DS
-magazines
-text friends



Not necessarily in that order.

 

[Mark Wilson]

I read.
I spent an hour in there last night, cause I got caught up reading the Jaco Bio. :scowl:

I usually read Magazines like Fender Frontline, or Lakland, or Phil Jones bass.
Ya know, things I wish I could have.

 

[middy]

I like to eat cheese.

 

[Tony G]

I'm addicted to "Uncle John's Bathroom Readers" [Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

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[disenchant]

I'm all for magazines. Bass Player and Maxim are what's in my throne room right now. I hate girlie magazines, who really cares which celebs are wearing red dresses or what the hottest eyeshadow is? Blah!

I also like those gadget catalogs like Brookstone, Sharper Image and Hammacher Schlemmer. Nothing like shopping from the throne!

 

[scrove]

When the kids knock on the door I tell them Daddy is teaching the plumbing some manners....dispensing a little justice.

I just got that, at first I was like, why would you put yourself through that discomfort? Then I realized that you were being literal about both kids and plumbing. I thought you were just holding it for a long time.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

I'm addicted to "Uncle John's Bathroom Readers" [Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

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Yeah, i've gone through a couple volumes of those. Got my Dad hooked on 'em now.

 

[Tony G]

Yeah, i've gone through a couple volumes of those. Got my Dad hooked on 'em now.

I own about 10 of them. I just keep buying more and more.

 

[Mon Rominee]

I just got that, at first I was like, why would you put yourself through that discomfort? Then I realized that you were being literal about both kids and plumbing. I thought you were just holding it for a long time.

Sorry, my "humor" is a bit odd....hahahaha.

 

[funkasaurus]

Talkbass of course. Is there any other answer? Nothing gets the bowels moving more smoothly than reading Maki's 2 cent thread.

Gotta love the wireless network.

 

[fenderhutz]

Dead Legs suck.

I actually am trained. I will read ANYTHING at this point. My body thinks I must read to drop said deuce.

 

[hbarcat]

Eat a sandwich. This kills two birds with one stone, so to speak.

Also known as "feeding the devil".

 

[Jeff Martinez]

I generally prefer the latest Bass Pro Shops catalog. Although lately, I'm hooked on Sudoku to help me sling the mud.

 

[shrimphead]

laptop + talkbass for the win, and it keeps your legs warm


... guess where i am now

 

[MakiSupaStar]

laptop + talkbass for the win, and it keeps your legs warm


... guess where i am now

I'm not too proud to admit that I've posted while pooping. :scowl:

 

[EricF]

Having young kids in the house, the little room is the only one where I can be left alone for more than 30 seconds. It's come to the point where I'll sit down even if I'm not sending brown trout downstream, if for no other reason than taking a few minutes for some uninterrrupted reading (mags and catalogs mostly). My wife and I both refer to it as "the library". I've even caught my 3-year-old with a magazine on her lap.

It's really time to filter the reading material, however. The pile behind the toilet is nearly to the level of the seat.

 

[Sean S]

I was known, in earlier times, to have actually BROUGHT the phone book in the bathroom. Nothing like good ol' YellowPages

Of course, now, it's just BassPlayer mag. And my roommate's PC Gamer mags.

 

[Captain Chaos]

I watch them so they don't drown.

 

[tZer]

Bass Player, Rolling Stone, misc. printed articles/interviews from the internet.

A question, if I may... Does anyone else extend their stay for the sake of a good article? You know, the bathroom equivalent of the so-called, "driveway moment" that NPR always talks about...


[EDIT] AHAHAHA!!! I just NOW got the relevance of "dropping the kids off at the pool!" and I am currently laughing stupidly at work... Thanks, man!

 

[Captain Chaos]

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I had to Google it.

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