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When dropping the kids off at the pool...

When dropping the kids off at the pool I like to...

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#82
lemur821 said:
If I had time to read, I'd worry about my diet. What in the world are you guys eating?
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i don't think it has to do with the time it takes to actually drop the kids off... i think it has to do with escaping into solitude for a little while. it doesn't usually take more than a minute or two for me to know that the kids are bobbing happily in their porcelain playground, but i like to bask in the seclusion for a while.

especially if there's good reading material around.
 
#83
jetpackbassist said:
i don't think it has to do with the time it takes to actually drop the kids off... i think it has to do with escaping into solitude for a little while. it doesn't usually take more than a minute or two for me to know that the kids are bobbing happily in their porcelain playground, but i like to bask in the seclusion for a while.

especially if there's good reading material around.
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AND especially if I've produced a good stink. ;)
 
#84
i am soooooo reporting on this thread on a site devoted to the subject...lol
i won't say it exactly, because folks there do post in strong language, but...
if you start out with poop,
add report,
add . ,
and then plop a com on the end,
i think you get it.




(i would be more straightforward, but i don't wanna break any rules, because of the strong language onna site...no prawn or dirty pix...just all things dookie!)


(don't ask how i know about this site...)
 
#91
iamlowsound said:
I like to do some deep thinking. I have had many light switches go off while on the can.

lowsound
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LMAO:D This has happened to me too. I'm sitting there with my pants around my ankles and sometimes the sensors don't pick up me waving my arms inside the cubicle. So then I have to toss a wad of tp in order to trigger the motion sensor.
 
#92
How much time do you guys spend on the can? Jeez.

Maybe it is a thing for when guys get a bit older, but right now, even if I did happen to spend that much time on the throne, I would be fully concentrating on the task at hand.

I must say though, that I have had several moments in there when I finally remembered something that had been plaguing me for a long time. I guess it clears not only your intestines, but also your head :smug:
 
#95
Wife cleaned the bathroom. Just read the back of a Huggies Lavendar and Chamomile baby wash bottle.

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I yelled to my son to bring me something to read and he brought me James and the Giant Peach. :eyebrow: I don't love it. :scowl:
 
#96
When the man calls, I prefer magazines to books. When I read magazines, I'll extend the stay for a little while if I hit on something good, but with books I've been known to move in while I finish up the next three or four or five chapters. Talk about DLS (dead leg syndrome).
One time I actually had to wait almost ten minutes before I got the feeling back in my legs and was able to stand up I had been sitting so long. If I remember correctly, I had been reading something by Clive Barker.
 
#99
MakiSupaStar said:
Just took a poop and forgot to check for toilet paper. No one was home so I had to do the pants around the ankles shuffle with my butt in the air to the bathroom downstairs. Almost went head first down the staircase. I finally get down stairs when my wife walks in with her friend.:eek:


I'm not a proud man.:scowl:
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In certain situations that can be embarrassing. Literally.

For those of us that are, shall we say endowed, this can work in our favor.

I unfortunately, am not one of those people.
 

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