When dropping the kids off at the pool...

[disenchant]

I'm not too proud to admit that I've posted while pooping. :scowl:

well don't strain yourself!

 

[EricF]

^


I had to Google it.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dropping+the+kids+off+at+the+pool

A few other helpful phrases...

Building a log cabin on the lake
Taking a turn on the log ride
Sending brown trout downstream
Launching torpedoes/submarines
Doing paperwork

 

[IconBasser]

If noones at home i practice my rock scream... also great for speeding up the whole process

HAHAHAhA!!! That's great!!!











I just sit and stare at myself in the mirror. Strike poses, try to imagine myself with different hair styles.

 

[disenchant]

HAHAHAhA!!! That's great!!!
I just sit and stare at myself in the mirror. Strike poses, try to imagine myself with different hair styles.

I dislike bathrooms where you can see yourself in the mirror from the toilet. I certainly don't want to see my own pee face or poop face.

 

[IconBasser]

I dislike bathrooms where you can see yourself in the mirror from the toilet. I certainly don't want to see my own pee face or poop face.

heh, I learned from early childhood to eliminate poop face.

 

[EricF]

I dislike bathrooms where you can see yourself in the mirror from the toilet. I certainly don't want to see my own pee face or poop face.

Definitely!

 

[disenchant]

heh, I learned from early childhood to eliminate poop face.

You can poop with a straight face? That's talent!

 

[IconBasser]

You can poop with a straight face? That's talent!

dude, I can do EVERYTHING with a straight face. Literally. I can stare people down without blinking for 15 minutes at a time.

when my friends and i dressed up as the Blue Man Group for Halloween, I went without facial expression all day. It was perfect.

 

[EricF]

dude, I can do EVERYTHING with a straight face.

You do know that dis is not a dude, right?

 

[IconBasser]

yes. yes I do.

so sue me, I'm from California.

 

[EricF]

yes. yes I do.

so sue me, I'm from California.

So am I. What's your point?

 

[IconBasser]

DEEEAAAATH!!!!

 

[MakiSupaStar]

I dislike bathrooms where you can see yourself in the mirror from the toilet. I certainly don't want to see my own pee face or poop face.

My pee and poop face look like this...

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[Baryonyx]

I love it.

 

[RWP]

It's winter time here, can't take my kids to the pool. Where the hell are you, in Australia?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

It's winter time here, can't take my kids to the pool. Where the hell are you, in Australia?

LMAO. This is just funny on so many levels.

 

[Chunk-O-Funk]

The winter causes constipation?

Better up the fiber intake!

 

[The BurgerMeister]

A question, if I may... Does anyone else extend their stay for the sake of a good article? You know, the bathroom equivalent of the so-called, "driveway moment" that NPR always talks about...

i sure do! especially at work....

 

[WRBass]

If I had time to read, I'd worry about my diet. What in the world are you guys eating?

I agree. I barely have time to skim through my wife's magazines looking for chicks in underware!

 

[fryBASS]

Whatever happened to the newspaper, huh?

There's always the crossword puzzle and the funnies in the bathroom at my house.

And when that's not around, time to grab somethin to read the label