When life gives you lemons...

[Eric Perry]

grab the vodka, 'cause we're doin' lemon drops!

 

[MadMan118]

Do drugs until the lemons are limes, then put the limes in to a drink containing coconuts and liquor.

 

[5StringBlues]

Do drugs until the lemons are limes

Out of context sigs FTW.

 

[MatticusMania]

grab a camera and see if your girlfriend can shoot said lemons out of her ____, like in that woerd porn my friends keep sending me.

If so, promptly dump said girlfriend, because that's kinda freaky.

No way, thats a woman worth holding onto!

Do drugs until the lemons are limes, then put the limes in to a drink containing coconuts and liquor.

You put dee lime in dee coco nut you drink em bode up
You put dee lime in dee coco nut you drink em bode up
You put dee lime in dee coco nut you drink em bode up
You put dee lime in dee coco nut you call the doctor woke im up and said

Doctor, aint there nothin I can take I said Doc tor, to releeve dis belly ache...

 

[hover]

No way, thats a woman worth holding onto!

Ok, yer rite....FUN AT PARTIES!

 

[Gard]

Ok, yer rite....FUN AT PARTIES!

...I am obviously not going to the right parties...

 

[macaroni tony]

squeeze lemon juice in the eyes of life and say "Suck it, life!"

 

[Eric Perry]

No way, thats a woman worth holding onto!...

True story!

 

[A-Step-Towards]

Piss in a jar, the mix it with lemon juice and give it to someone, done it.

 

[nutdog]

Get kicked in the nads by Ayn Rand

Accuse Ayn Rand of being heartless, racist bigot that wants grandma to contract scurvy and die.

Accept contributions from large lemon corporations (hereafter referred to as Big Lemon).

Exempt Big Lemon from lemon redistribution requirements.

Collect money from people, under penalty of law, to purchase lemons from Big Lemon for redistribution.

Take credit for saving lives and creating lemon jobs.

Print more money.

Give self raise.

 

[ThudThudThud]

TB Classifieds: F/T only. Lots of lemons. Looking for EBMM or Moog products....will ship to CONUS only.

 

[Skitch it!]

Run a small clock from them, and blame them for constantly being late.

 

[MatticusMania]

Sign on to your TB Droid app and post in the lemon thread for no reason?

 

[sonic assassin]

Well that sounds like Cinnamon J. Scudworth, from Clone High. The episode where Gandhi has ADD and Tom Green shows up.

I have it on DVD.

i award you 20 internetz.

thank you.

 

[Thunderscreech]

When life gives you lemons, say "you mad?"

 

[Chebass88]

TB Classifieds: F/T only. Lots of lemons. Looking for EBMM or Moog products....will ship to CONUS only.

Alternatively:

FT/FS FEELER - Fresh Lemons.
"I wanted to see if anyone wanted my lemons. I might keep them, 'cause they give me an awesome citrus flavor, but I'm GASsing for some serious grapefruits.

Fresh Lemons - 3 for $1.99 - PM me for additional pics"

 

[mid_life_crisis]

Find someone life gave potatoes and make vodka & lemonade.

 

[5StringBlues]

kick life in the Ding-ding.

 

[Thunderscreech]

Paint the lemons green, sell them back to life as limes.

 

[masonsjax]

Have your woman squeeze, til the juice runs down your leg.