Ge the chaotic psycho looks,sqeez 'em into your eyeballs and yell: "YEEAAAAAAAH!!!"
Life will learn...
Life will learn...
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When life gives you lemons...
- Thread starter sonic assassin
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*You take two of those lemons
*You take your hand, and you karate chop those lemons in half. I don't care how many karate chops are necessitated; you karate chop those lemons in half!
*You take off your shirt. You never take your eyes off of Life. You look squarely into the eyes of Life. You don't even blink as you stare directly into the eyes of life.
*You pick up one half of one lemon you put it on your moob and twist. YOU KEEP YOUR EYES ON LIFE!
*You pick up the other half of the one lemon. You put it back on the ground with your off hand, lemon-juiced side down, and slide it across the floor to life. You never take your eyes off life, nor your hand off the half of lemon that is on your moob.
*You pick up one half of the second lemon. You put it on your moob and twist. YOU NEVER STOP TWISTING. YOU NOW HAVE TWO LEMON HALVES TWISTING ON TWO MOOBS.
*YOU NEVER TAKE YOUR EYES OFF LIFE!
*You take the other half of the second lemon and kick it, lemon-juiced side down, to the feet of life.
You wait
*You take your hand, and you karate chop those lemons in half. I don't care how many karate chops are necessitated; you karate chop those lemons in half!
*You take off your shirt. You never take your eyes off of Life. You look squarely into the eyes of Life. You don't even blink as you stare directly into the eyes of life.
*You pick up one half of one lemon you put it on your moob and twist. YOU KEEP YOUR EYES ON LIFE!
*You pick up the other half of the one lemon. You put it back on the ground with your off hand, lemon-juiced side down, and slide it across the floor to life. You never take your eyes off life, nor your hand off the half of lemon that is on your moob.
*You pick up one half of the second lemon. You put it on your moob and twist. YOU NEVER STOP TWISTING. YOU NOW HAVE TWO LEMON HALVES TWISTING ON TWO MOOBS.
*YOU NEVER TAKE YOUR EYES OFF LIFE!
*You take the other half of the second lemon and kick it, lemon-juiced side down, to the feet of life.
You wait
"W T F, Life? F you and youre Fing lemons! If I wanted lemons Id go pick them from an Fing tree! How about something I could really use, huh? Fing lemons... are you Fing serious! F you! Why not pay my Fing loan off or something, you know, be of some actual use for once!? Huh! Lemons... Fing lemons, thats just Fing great! W T F..."
That is Fing great! All the while, shouting out the paragraph in my post above. And furthermore, NEVER TAKE YOUR EYES OFF OF LIFE!
You spend too much time hangin' out with Maki, don't you?
Nah, it's just that most of us in socal are at least a little mentally unstable.
capnsandwich said:
We used to hide behind my neighbors van and roll oranges under it into the street when cars came by. We called it Splat! Best game ever!
I got in trouble when a cop saw us hurl tomatoes at cars. I was only 7 or 8 but I was grounded until I was 30.
It's a well known fact that the way they populated CA was by lifting up the country on the Eastern edge.
Anybody that didn't have a good grip rolled into CA.
