SG-style Gibson EB's. Short scale, that neck pickup, it just punches the NO button in my brain. I've often imagined an 'improved' EB, but it would never happen.
The German Warwicks are their own little world, and as well built as any other top-shelf axe, but they just don't hit me. Plus for those that are in that shape, well, if I wanted a Spector, I'd buy a Spector.
Gretsch basses. A white Falcon bass sounds cool in my mind, then I think of their 50's conventions, and it may work great for Brian Setzer or Tom Petterson, but probably not for me . . . . . .
None of the Teiscos or the Pawn Shop brigade. I love it when someone buys one of these dead Green-Stamp-catalog basses and wants to know if anyone has a wiring diagram, especially if it has 22 switches . . . . .