More seriously, the original article reminded me a lot of Elliott Murphy's 1972 liner notes to the "1969 Velvet Underground Live" album, released a few years after the band ceased to exist, but before VU had been canonized. Original draft of the notes: Invalid Link Removed They read almost too sincerely now (would I say rock'n'roll is honest anymore?), but he was young and rock was younger, then:
"It's one hundred years from today, and everyone who is reading this is dead. I'm dead. You're dead. And some kid is taking a music course in junior high, and maybe he's listening to the Velvet Underground because he's got to write a report on classical rock and roll and I wonder what that kid is thinking.
I wish they could invent a machine that could find out everyone's biggest secret - yours and mine and Lou Reed's. The difference between movies and rock 'n' roll is that rock 'n' roll doesn't lie. It never promises a happy ending. I'd have to say that the Velvet Underground wrote and played sad music. When I listen to them, I think about people I won't ever see again. But that's the story of the world of art. Van Gogh cuts off his ear, and parents sign permission slips for field trips to museums.
The Velvet Underground must have scared a lot of people. What goes through a mother's mind when she asks her fifteen year-old daughter, "What's the name of that song you're listening to?" and her daughter replies, "Heroin."
I wish I was writing this a hundred years from today. Then, I'd be writing about music made by dead people. There's be a beginning and an end. As it stands now, I don't know where this album fits in. I think all of the people on this album are alive today. I know that at least one of them is still at it. I don't know if this will be considered one of Lou Reed's greatest or lesser contributions. What will be mandantory listening for that classical rock 'n' roll class?
I think this is great rock 'n' roll. I think Alexander the Great, Lord Byron, Jack the Ripper, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Albert Einstein, James Dean, and other rock 'n' roll stars would tend to agree with me.
And maybe it's 1969, and some kid is borrowing his parents' car and driving into the city and doing things he'd never done before and getting into trouble, but it's all right because he knows he'll never be the same again. (That's what this album is about.)
Rock 'n' roll people tend to live on the edge. (That's what this album is about.)
Rock 'n' roll has always been and still is one of the few honest things left in this world. (That's what this album is about.)
Anyway - I could analyze each and every song, but that's what took all the fun out of chemistry. I hope someday they'll teach rock 'n' roll history. I hope that the music on this album is among the more important elements of that class. I hope parents will still get scared when they find their daughter listening to this music.
I wish it were a hundred years from today. (I can't stand the suspense)."