LSD is real but as far as giving me a pain in my personal backside...nothing beats a left hand heavy keyboard player.
I have this recurring dream where I say, "Let me help you with that" then take a crow bar and pry up all the keys below middle C...
I love that dream.
My keyboardist is GASsing for a Moog Little Phatty.

Should I be concerned?
The rest of the band was too chicken s#!t to put him in his place. Oh well, on to bigger and better things....