Who the H*ll designed these basses...John Holmes?????

[2cooltoolz]

Now that's obscene!!!

On the other hand, it might attract the "wrong" kind of girl after the show!!! But she'd be disappointed.

 

[Definitely]

The large phallic object makes me believe he was compensating...

 

[RSNG]

There was a female band in one of the Austin Powers movies that was using the guitar version of this. They looked kind of "retro space age".

 

[Buster Brown]

John Holmes..............


Actually met that dude in 1971 in LA. Seemed like a nice guy (of course, you would be too if you were in that line of work!)

 

[RSNG]

Here it is:

 

[pnut166]

Looks like it`s melting.

 

[Stilettoprefer]

I will no longer call Warwicks "Dildobasses"....

 

[Bobster]

It's got guitar pickups. Can't believe they didn't at least put covers over the screws.

Bob

 

[Tx Basser]

While I won't say that bass is "ugly", I do find it very unattractive. Wouldn't be caught wearing that thing.

Wonder how a condom would look on it? (just a tip for you punk rockers who might own one of those Musicvox basses...)

But hey....to each their own......if that bass rocks your boat then Party On Garth!

 

[curbowkid]

GAD!! !!

Clicky: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Musicvox-Spaceranger-Custom-Bass-Vintage-Beatle-Wyman-60s-70s-Jazz-Precision-/320968325053?pt=Guitar&hash=item4abb33f7bd

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My, that bass has a very large..........



Lower horn.

 

[arsie]

If i ever own one and bring it out to gigs, i'll make sure it wears protection.

 

[deeptubes]

It looks like something Roger Rabbit would play.

 

[el basso]

big giant orange sagging thumbs-down

 

[Zooberwerx]

Okay...cough...

Riis

 

[Lowactnsatsfctn]

I will no longer call Warwicks "Dildobasses"....

I just thought it was a left handed Thumb at first

 

[kesslari]

I'd definitely hitchhike with that sunburst.

 

[mndean]

You could do some great stage antics with that , no doubt !

Any ones Prince hasn't already done?

Wait, don't answer that.

 

[darkstorm]

Lol. That is bad, The rest of it looks ok but that front lower horn is just horrible.

 

[Bassist Jay]

Who is John Holmes?

 

[MasterBass!]

Who is John Holmes?

aka Johnny Wadd !!

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