Actually those can be fun and funny.
What?
"Eigenvalues have escaped the Unit Circle and are headed your way!" isn't humorous?
http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Eigenvalue.html
"My poles are in the right half-plane!" isn't humorous?
http://web.mit.edu/2.14/www/Handouts/PoleZero.pdf
see the top of page 7
re: eigenvalues.
for unitary operators, maybe.

and i don't see what's funny about "my poles are in the right half-plane." that just seems like a statement, probably of some function that goes like 1/(x-a)^p, for some real numbers a and p.
I wish I still had my Math test from Grade 11. I wrote it all in Roman Numerals. My teacher wasn't too impressed.
awesome! hope you didn't have to deal with square roots, decimals, etc.
