Why You're Great

[mellowinman]

Simple concept:

Why I'm Great

I'm great because I am simply the greatest! Here are emunerations of what is so all-fired great about me:

• I eat Kellogg's Frosted Flakes. They're Grrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
• I am very intellectually inteprid and inteeligent. I am one of the smartest people. Ever
• And humble? Did I mention humble? I am a three time winner of the Prestigious Silver Sincerity Humility Award, which is three feet tall, and made out of pure Gold
• I have more good hair days than bad
• My dad can beat up your dad. (at least he could when they were both alive)
• And humble? Did I mention humble? I am a three time winner of the Prestigious Silver Sincerity Humility Award, which is three feet tall, and made out of pure Gold
• I can spell must words and us them corfectly
• And humble? Did I mention humble? I am a three time winner of the Prestigious Silver Sincerity Humility Award, which is three feet tall, and made out of pure Gold
• I almost never repeet myself, and can speel som words
• And humble? Did I mention humble? I am a three time winner of the Prestigious Silver Sincerity Humility Award, which is three feet tall, and made out of pure Gold

Your turn!

 

[Oddly]

Either you're drunk or on pain meds, am I right?

 

[Alkali Ike]

Either you're drunk or on pain meds, am I right?

Maybe he’s been consuming one of those poison beverages made by Coca Cola.

 

[Lobster11]

Why am I great? Good question. Lemme go ask my wife....

 

[MrLenny1]

Sounds like T Rump. lol

 

[Basshappi]

Couple of Vicodin and a shot of vodka makes for a great evening.

 

[Andrew Moss]

i like circles

 

[bassdude51]

Ahh, I'm sooooo great because out of 7.5 billion humanoids, there is only one me......................but there are also 7.5 minus one who also think that they are great.

 

[5StringBlues]

I'm great because of my love for carrots.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I'm great because of my love for cheese.

 

[Gaolee]

I eat carrots every day. Pickled, steamed, raw ... They're GRRRRRRREAT!

Plus, I have seen more instruments than I can pronounce. I even saw a bulzuki once.

 

[Stumbo]

Hey, some of my Vicodin is missing!

 

[StyleOverShow]

The more I listen to myself play, the more mediocre I get!

 

[5StringBlues]

Hey, some of my Vicodin is missing!

Where did they go?

I didn't steal 'em, Vikes make me projectile vomit.

Which ain't so great.

 

[markoc]

Because my Mommy tells me so.

 

[Alkali Ike]

I know I’m great because I got a participation trophy.

 

[Tom Bomb]

I AM INGRATEST.

 

[Stumbo]

I AM INGRATEST.

Ungreatist? Ubergreatist?

 

[Tom Bomb]

Ungreatist? Ubergreatist?

Ingrate.

 

[FilterFunk]

I'm great because no one can figure out why or how I'm so great, including me.

My greatness is incalculable.