wierd dreams

[MatticusMania]

After not dreaming at all since august...

I get two in one night.

In the first, I'm sitting on the kitchen counter above the dishwasher. There's a noose of some sort around my neck, and one of my parents holds a small handgun against my temple. They fire once, and I feel a very small bullet go about halfway through my brain. I'm not dead, or even short of breath, so they fire three more times. Again, I feel the bullets penetrate my brain, though it doesn't really hurt. After a few minutes of sitting there, my dad says "okay, that failed", and the untie the noose and drive me to the hospital. While trying to find the unit that takes bullets out of skulls, I get separated from my parents, and wake up after spending a while searching on my own.

After thinking "okay, that was supremely weird", I fell asleep again, and found myself riding a bus home. I got off, and was halfway across an overpass when I noticed a big PDA on the ground. It looked rather cartoonish, so I picked it up, with the intent of calling "home" on it, so I could get it back to the owner. I walked all the way home (it fit with the area I live in, without missing a single detail), and as I was in the last hundred meters or so, I heard loud bangs getting closer. I look behind me, and two men in beige trenchcoats come around a corner. I immediately know that they are the source of the sounds, which are gunshots. I run home, following a zig-zag pattern. I hear one say that there's no point shooting, because I'm too far away. I wake up when I'm in my house, and they're at the back gate.

freud would think that I'm really screwed up...

No, Freud would probably just tell you that this is the result of a serious oedipal complex, that you want to, pardon my french, %$&^ your mother, and that you may be latently homosexual.