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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by the Qintar, Sep 6, 2004.


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  1. the Qintar

    the Qintar

    Jul 24, 2000
    USA
    an incredible case of the hershey squirts. last night i drank a 12 pack of st. polly girls and ate nearly an entire bag of hershey kisses for dinner, shortly after that passed out. then this morning while taking a shower i encountered an insane pain in my lower stomach, but felt that if i farted right then and there it would result in an explosion within the shower. needless to say i decided to cut the shower short in order to relieve myself on the latrine. as soon as i sat down on the bowl i left out a long and drawn out fart where which feces were squirted all over the inside of the toilet. what came next was the most painful shiznit ive ever had in my entire life. incredible.
     
  2. Stinsok

    Stinsok Supporting Member

    Dec 16, 2002
    Central Alabama
    a case of the Fieldy's?
     
  3. :meh:not glad I looked at this thread
     
  4. Folmeister

    Folmeister Knowledge is Good - Emile Faber Supporting Member

    May 7, 2003
    Tomball, Texas
    I. . . . . . You. . . . . . It. . . . . . Jesus!
     
  5. Stinsok

    Stinsok Supporting Member

    Dec 16, 2002
    Central Alabama
  6. Wrong in so many , many, so very many ways...........
     
  7. Marlat

    Marlat

    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    This thread is the now the high watermark of [BG] Off Topic
     
  8. PunkerTrav

    PunkerTrav

    Jul 18, 2001
    Canada & USA
    Sounds like a fun night
     
  9. bassjamn

    bassjamn

    Jan 4, 2002
    San Francisco
    Man i know a guy at work who does that to our stalls, and does not flush!! :crying:
     



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