an incredible case of the hershey squirts. last night i drank a 12 pack of st. polly girls and ate nearly an entire bag of hershey kisses for dinner, shortly after that passed out. then this morning while taking a shower i encountered an insane pain in my lower stomach, but felt that if i farted right then and there it would result in an explosion within the shower. needless to say i decided to cut the shower short in order to relieve myself on the latrine. as soon as i sat down on the bowl i left out a long and drawn out fart where which feces were squirted all over the inside of the toilet. what came next was the most painful shiznit ive ever had in my entire life. incredible.