Worst thing you ever been called?

[capnjim]

I now pronounce you....man and wife.

 

[INTP]

Name calling hurts feelings.

 

[slobake]

A conservative, a liberal I'm neither of those. If you must call me something radical is okay with me.

 

[MAJOR METAL]

Fag and queer.

 

[slobake]

Fag and queer.

YIKES! I am sorry you have had to endure this kind of bull pucky Kevin.

 

[tastybasslines]

Fag and queer.

Why this in particular? Are you or do you have people close to you that are of a different orientation?

 

[Gaolee]

Whatever it was that somebody called me, it must not have been that bad. I don't remember it at all. There were some funny ones, but none that ever stung much. Usually, reminders of true facts are worse in my case.

 

[wild4oldcars]

Knight to F5. Your move, wild4oldcars.
I'm such a hypocrite

Only real friends play monopoly.

 

[Tony In Philly]

I've often experienced Anti-Semitism. The problem is I'm mostly Italian with a bit of Anglo mixed in.

 

[Dug2]

Burrito

to some on here (slobake) burrito means awesome. i kinda dig it also

 

[48thStreetCustom]

to some on here (slobake) burrito means awesome. i kinda dig it also

Oh, I thought it was the new carrots.

 

[samson3382]

"Just the bass player" & "other guitar player", but there's a another thread for that.

"Closet liberal" was another I found funny, and rather assuming.

 

[Munjibunga]

This one's funny because it was so insightful. One of those things in my past I can laugh at now but wanted to kill the guy who said it when it happened. When I was a kid I drank a lot to (try to) cover up a lot of inadequacies and self loathing I had about myself. A guy at work yelled over one time, "hey Ward, you long streak of misery!" I'm 6'7" so he was right on the money on both accounts.

... pretty risky insulting a guy who's 6'7".

 

[bigfatbass]

Not so much insults, but we got some great bad reviews back in the early days of garageband.com. Ali Partovi is a (word that would get me a ban) for robbing the company and shutting it down. It was so much fun to participate there, and then have your stuff peer reviewed on that kind of scale.

My all time fav: "2 guys wank on strats while groove gets old"

 

[bigfatbass]

... pretty risky insulting a guy who's 6'7".

Not if he's drunk enough.

 

[Munjibunga]

Not if he's drunk enough.

Which one?

 

[bigfatbass]

Does it matter?

 

[Papazita]

I was called a heathen yesterday by some little old lady in the grocery store.

How did she know????

 

[Thunderscreech]

I was called a heathen yesterday by some little old lady in the grocery store.

How did she know????

I've been called that too. I'm baptized as a Catholic, but I didn't go all the way with that, so I don't know how to explain myself.
Plus, the guy over the internet who was doing the name calling spelled it "Heathhen", which confused me, because a Heath Hen is a type of bird, and I like birds, so I dunno what he was trying to get at...

 

[Solarmist]

I got called several unflattering names by some douchebag protestors at Walmart ... you know the ones.