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None of those videos have anything on this:
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A guy in my town wanted to start ambient black metal. But Hey, Ive never heard something as boring as this. I bought it 2 dollars, WOW I lost 2 dollars for THIS !! Ok I thought it would be kinda good but it is undescriptable, maybe you will need to raise the sound of your speakers because the enregistrement is possibly the worst in metal history. Burzum and Leviathan are good for ambient black metal, his inspirations are them but it does not even sound A BIT like this. It seems like a nobody learning to play guitar HAHA.
The worst thing is, this guy is taking himself VERY, VERY SERIOUSLY. poor him.
Anyway I got his "demo" on my computer so if you wanna here more just tell me I will upload the whole demo. It is all instrumental.
I put some pictures of people or bands that did really great in black metal, a thing that this dude did not.
BTW, the title of this song is "The Alternative Reality of Thanathos".
Description:
A guy in my town wanted to start ambient black metal. But Hey, Ive never heard something as boring as this. I bought it 2 dollars, WOW I lost 2 dollars for THIS !! Ok I thought it would be kinda good but it is undescriptable, maybe you will need to raise the sound of your speakers because the enregistrement is possibly the worst in metal history. Burzum and Leviathan are good for ambient black metal, his inspirations are them but it does not even sound A BIT like this. It seems like a nobody learning to play guitar HAHA.
The worst thing is, this guy is taking himself VERY, VERY SERIOUSLY. poor him.
Anyway I got his "demo" on my computer so if you wanna here more just tell me I will upload the whole demo. It is all instrumental.
I put some pictures of people or bands that did really great in black metal, a thing that this dude did not.
BTW, the title of this song is "The Alternative Reality of Thanathos".
Complete is pretty bad, but whoever does The Final Countdown is the worst. I laugh out loud every time I hear it! My favorite visual is the lone spectator walking through at about 1:43.
wow... there's alot of pretty horrible stuff here...
but yeah, nothing beats Complete. I had forgotten about them, check out Dream-Ing. LOL, best song ever by them.
but yeah, nothing beats Complete. I had forgotten about them, check out Dream-Ing. LOL, best song ever by them.
That's what I thought at first as well, but .......... that would be impossible. I think he was actually trying to turn this "negative" thread into a positive one.
Sit through the whole thing... if you can.
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Hey, that doesn't count. It's obviously shtick......... no?
The icing on the cake is when they finish the "song" there is dead silence for about 3 seconds and then one drunk chick (probably cousin/wife of one of the band members) says, "WOOOOOOO!" and then starts to clap.
The missing teeth of the "singer" is also icing on the cake. :scowl:
The icing on the cake is when they finish the "song" there is dead silence for about 3 seconds and then one drunk chick (probably cousin/wife of one of the band members) says, "WOOOOOOO!" and then starts to clap.
The missing teeth of the "singer" is also icing on the cake. :scowl:
Thanks for the description of the end. Let's just say I didn't quite make it that far.
Alvaro Martín Gómez A.
TalkBass' resident Bongo + cowbell player
I deliberately fast forwarded to the end because I wanted to see what the crowd reaction was. I was disappointed, as I expected to see flying vegetables.
I'm NOT ripping on Paco, he's amazing.
But do search for "Paco Shreds" and "Metallica Shreds". <-----pure win!
But do search for "Paco Shreds" and "Metallica Shreds". <-----pure win!
I'm watching the Complete stuff for the first time in over a year. Still bad. Still funny.
Behold .... The Arctopus, on the other hand, are an awesome band IMO. I can't wait till they release another album.
Behold .... The Arctopus, on the other hand, are an awesome band IMO. I can't wait till they release another album.
