Would You Rather...

[Mark Wilson]

Here's how this thread is gonna go.

I ask a "would you rather..." then the person below answers, then asks one of their own. Got it? Got it.

So, Would you rather...

Fight Mike Tyson? or Talk like Him?

 

[Bryan316]

I'd rather talk like him, cuz that means I'd still be ALIVE.



Would you rather talk like Mike Tyson, or Skwisgaar Skwigelf?

 

[mjolnir]

Skwisgaar, definitely.

Would you rather play like Skwisgaar or play like Wooten?

 

[louieeadg]

I'd rather play like the Family Man...

Would you rather live at an Extreme Youth Combat facility in your pre-toddler years or spend that time at the Romper Room?

 

[mjolnir]

I'd rather play like the Family Man...

Would you rather live at an Extreme Youth Combat facility in your pre-toddler years or spend that time at the Romper Room?

Well I'm a bit biased myself... (World Featherweight champion of 83'!) so I'd have to say at the EYC facility.

Would you rather lose a leg or an arm?

 

[Bryan316]

Leg. Can still play bass, and I get to wear a peg leg!!!


Would you rather have uncomfortably huge nads, or a small shlong?

 

[louieeadg]

Well I'm a bit biased myself... (World Featherweight champion of 83'!) so I'd have to say at the EYC facility.

Would you rather lose a leg or an arm?

Using you for inspiration...def. the leg. I could live without running and whatnot but not having an arm would suck...can you imagine masturbating then having to use that hand to pick up the remote and turn the DVD player off?




Would you rather eat another boring turkey on christmas day or a leg of lamb?

 

[Bryan316]

Cooked or raw leg of lamb?

 

[louieeadg]

Cooked or raw leg of lamb?

Med. Rare...grilled with a garlic/herb paste inside the meat. Basted with rosemary brushes.

 

[FL Knifemaker]

I'll go with the lamb and a nice chianti.


Mashed or baked tater??

 

[louieeadg]

I'll go with the lamb and a nice chianti.


Mashed or baked tater??

Mashed...I had red-skin mashed taters last night with my filet mignon stuffed with oysters and wrapped in bacon with a cabernet/shallot reduction over it...


Would you rather paint Nancy Pelosi's toenails or give Barbara Bush a full body massage?

 

[Snakeman1066]

Somebody has been listening to too much Jason Ellis...lol

 

[louieeadg]

Who?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Would you rather paint Nancy Pelosi's toenails or give Barbara Bush a full body massage?

I'd rather get soap up my peehole.

Caffeine or sleep?

 

[louieeadg]

Sleep...

...soap up your peehole or gasoline up your bumhole?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

as much as it burns, pee hole. If you got gas up your bum you'd absorb some of it into your bloodstream which could be dangerous, and potentially lethal. I know this because sometimes I like to get chicks drunk with a good old fashioned wine enema.

69 or just a good old fashioned hummer?

 

[louieeadg]

I'll go with 69 on this one...

...living the rest of your life without music or without your wife?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

I'll go with 69 on this one...

...living the rest of your life without music or without your wife?

Wife. I'd go crazy without music. I get calm and contemplative without wife.

Banjo or Tuba?

 

[mjolnir]

Wife. I'd go crazy without music. I get calm and contemplative without wife.

Banjo or Tuba?

Tuba. You have no idea the use those pipes have in... certain applications.

Band camp or Church camp?

 

[BellBottomBlues]

church camp for all the catholic chicks...


Would you rather shatter your teeth or shatter for your fingers?