Would You Rather...?

[Tituscrow]

We had a few pints last night and the conversation descended into a game of 'would you rather...?'. Most of them were far too crude for TB, but it's a laugh nonetheless. Only rule is you MUST pick one or the other.

This one got the old moral compass in a spin...would you rather laugh hysterically and uncontrollably at a funeral, or cry hysterically and uncontrollably at a wedding?

 

[HEIST]

Cry hysterically at a wedding. I could pass it off as being really touched.

Pay a man $5 to suck your toes or be paid $20 to have him lick your armpits?

 

[Time Monkey]

be paid to have the pits licked.


Get stuck in a menage a trois with rosie and roseanne barr...


or stub your toe every day for a year?

 

[runmikeyrun]

menage a trois.

Have amazing sex any way you want it every day with an incredibly hot person for a year

or

have decent sex with a decent person guaranteed the rest of your life

 

[theduke1]

Decent sex, decent person rest of my life
ride a Harley that is old world tecnology or a Goldwing?

 

[redcloud]

Decent sex, decent person rest of my life
ride a Harley that is old world tecnology or a Goldwing?

Easily, the Harley. There really isn't much new with the Goldwing other than new plastic.


Would you rather eat a bug or eat a rodent?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Now I'm looking at Heist in a new light.

 

[fuzzy beard]

Rodent

Break a arm or break a leg?

 

[tplyons]

Leg. Get to work from home for weeks.

Would you rather walk in on your parents or have them walk in on you?

 

[pie_man_25]

walk in on my parents, I already know they do things, so it'd be less of a surprise for me.

would you rather spend a romantic evening with a nice lady with more facial hair than you or take a shower in bill's bathroom?

 

[Kwesi]

Shower in Bill's bathroom. I usually consider myself pretty relaxed when it comes to hair on women but if she's got more than me then there's a problem .

Would you rather be the guy/gal clapping on the 1 and 3 or flub a live performance?

 

[tplyons]

Flub a live performance. It's live music, it happens, and there's no way I'll be the dude clapping on 1 and 3.

Would you rather be stranded on an island with four people you hate or all alone?

 

[Radical Edward]

All alone. Most definitely/

Would you rather bathe with Phalex or have your favorite bass destroyed?

 

[tplyons]

All alone. Most definitely/

Would you rather bathe with Phalex or have your favorite bass destroyed?

Favorite bass destroyed. Instruments can be replaced, but I don't think the image of Phalex in the bath can ever come out.

Would you rather wear someone's dirty underwear or use their toothbrush?

 

[sonic assassin]

my buddy used to make me play this. his second option was always "suck snot out of someone's nose"

that was rarely chosen.

anyway.. toothbrush. ill listerine after.

eat a box of chocolate laxative or ingest raw meat?

 

[Kwesi]

I'll take the chocolates. Raw meat is hard as hell to chew.

touch yourself or be fondled by a mystery hand?

 

[runmikeyrun]

had to play again... i'll take the mystery hand! It could be Salma Hayek ya know.

Assuming you couldn't swerve out of the way, run over a middle aged mother of 3 or a 3 year old kid?

BTW there's an incredible book called Smith And Doe's Book Of Horrible Questions with tons of gross would you rathers and "would you do xxxx for $xxxxx" in it:

Amazon.com: The Book of Horrible Questions: Everyone Has a Price-What's Yours? (9780312204341): Smith & Doe: Books

 

[Kwesi]

had to play again... i'll take the mystery hand! It could be Salma Hayek ya know.

Assuming you couldn't swerve out of the way, run over a middle aged mother of 3 or a 3 year old kid?

BTW there's an incredible book called Smith And Doe's Book Of Horrible Questions with tons of gross would you rathers and "would you do xxxx for $xxxxx" in it:

Amazon.com: The Book of Horrible Questions: Everyone Has a Price-What's Yours? (9780312204341): Smith & Doe: Books

See, the problem with books like these is that I know that I wouldn't get paid for actually doing any of that stuff and it makes me upset . I know that there is a hell of a lot of stuff I'd do for a buck but nobody's offering to pay!

Anywhoozle, I'd run the kid over. As evil as it may sound, the life of a kid vs. the life of nearly an entire family is no contest at all unless the mother is abusive, in which case she can get a fender to the face.

Ride the subway nude or everyone on subway is nekkid except for you?

 

[fhm555]

Everyone (me included) nekkid on the subway, then we can all laugh at each other.

Would you shoot: A)Your mom B)Your dad C)Yourself

 

[sonic assassin]

Everyone (me included) nekkid on the subway, then we can all laugh at each other.

Would you shoot: A)Your mom B)Your dad C)Yourself

mom. easy. shes the devil.

slip onto a coma for 10 years of your life or develop a disease that makes you not remember what happened the day before (50 first dates style)?