Would You Rather...?

[Tituscrow]

Disease. License to act without guilt, remorse or regret....

Some good questions here!

Ok, spend the rest of your life with no teeth (not even falsies) or with permanent toothache?

 

[Jim Nazium]

Toothache.

Have a 3-way with Marisa Miller and Heidi Klum, or get a custom Roscoe bass for free?

 

[Tituscrow]

Toothache.

Have a 3-way with Marisa Miller and Heidi Klum, or get a custom Roscoe bass for free?

3 way. That's a no-brainer

Have your face tattooed with Gene Simmons make up, or never pick up a bass (or indeed any instrument) ever again?

 

[tplyons]

3 way. That's a no-brainer

Have your face tattooed with Gene Simmons make up, or never pick up a bass (or indeed any instrument) ever again?

Never pick up another instrument again. (I'd play drums instead )

Life the rest of your life without TV or without internet?

 

[HEIST]

Without TV. I already live without, so....

Lick someone's eyeball or have your's licked?

 

[RaniBrandt]

Have my eye licked, I guess?

WYR...have someone make a blog that is just a series of photos of you, every time you go to the bathroom, OR have someone pluck twenty of your nose hairs every day (also, they grow back immediately)?

 

[jp58]

The bathroom blog. At least it could have a clever name.

WYR: get kicked in the fellers or take a shower in Bill's bathroom?

 

[XtreO]

I'll go for the shower. It'd hopefully be worth it in comparison to the nutkicking.

Sacrificing humanity as a whole and existing in a perfectly complete blissful happy euphoria till the end of time or killing yourself?

 

[Funky Ghost]

I'll take the journey.

Drink a TAB through your nose or get a paper cut between all your toes?

 

[duff beer]

Would you rather watch a porn movie with your parents, or watch a porn movie starring your parents??

 

[pocketgroove]

Eww! If I really had to choose, I suppose with would be less gruesome...

 

[Rage1331]

That's just.. awful... I think I would go with watching porn with my parents. It would probably be less emotionally scarring.

Would you rather have a job evicting poor single mothers down on their luck or a job euthanizing puppies?

 

[Tituscrow]

That's just.. awful... I think I would go with watching porn with my parents. It would probably be less emotionally scarring.

Would you rather have a job evicting poor single mothers down on their luck or a job euthanizing puppies?

Oh man that's terrible! Er...the first one. No, the second one...no the first one...
Dammit, the first one and I hate myself for it!

Ok. Cut off half of your own tongue with a pair of blunt, rusty scissors, or bite and chew off both of your big toes?

 

[Konigstiger22]

I'm going to say scissors. I would rather be able to walk and stuff then talk. OUCH!

WYR: Watch Human Centipede every day for a month or watch Two Girls one cup everyday for a year?

 

[EdHunter]

Human Centipede. It's not as bad as all the hype. Says an EDiot...

Have your toilet filled with concrete or your car filled with pig carcasses?

 

[Phalex]

Human Centipede. It's not as bad as all the hype. Says an EDiot...

Have your toilet filled with concrete or your car filled with pig carcasses?

I assume the pig carcasses are inedible??

Toilet filled with concrete.

Slide down a telephone pole with no pants on into a drum of alcohol, or pull your own eye teeth?

 

[Jim Nazium]

Definitely the telephone pole. I'd even put that on youtube.

Forget every bass line you know and have to start over from scratch, or have "muskrat love" stuck in your head every day for a year?

 

[Solarmist]

I was LMAO while watching the British movie "Death at a Funeral"

 

[MatticusMania]

Forget every bassline I know. It wouldnt take me long to learn them over. I dont know the song "muskrat love" (at least not by name) but it doesnt sound like a song I want stuck in my head for a year.

Would you rather die this instant and enter nonexistence, or be stuck in limbo, fully aware, for eternity?

 

[Tituscrow]

Die instantly I suppose, but neither sound very nice. But then that's the spirit of the game!

Never ever ever listen to music or watch tv/film ever again, OR never ever ever have another orgasm?