Would You Rather...?

[Funky Ghost]

To be honest I have far fewer orgasms than I do excellent music listening experiences at my age I've even endured a 8 year stint without "it" in my 30 ( ok most of them ). I'm able to say with certainty I'd give up the big o.

WYR burp exceedingly loudly every minute for the rest of your life or have a facial tick that causes your eyes to close alternately for the rest of your life.

 

[droppedurpocket]

I would take the facial tick.

Would you rather lose your middle and index fingers on both hands or have your legs fuse together for the rest of your life?

 

[Rage1331]

Legs. I don't even have to think about that one.



Would you rather drink 1 gallon of ketchup or 1 gallon of mustard?

 

[droppedurpocket]

Mustard. I hate ketchup.

Paper cuts that never heal or constant 'hit your funny bone' feeling?

 

[MatticusMania]

Constant hit your funny bone feeling. Sometimes I take drugs solely for the purpose of acheiving that feeling.


Would you rather have a beam from the sun continuously shine on you for eternity, or forever be engulfed in darkness, never again to feel the suns rays?

 

[droppedurpocket]

Sunbeam all the way. Total darkness is depressing

 

[droppedurpocket]

Would you rather smell like diesel fuel all day everyday, or smell like a pig farm all day every day?

 

[MatticusMania]

Yeah, but so is death by skin cancer! You ever see those 40/50 year old women from the OC who spent their entire life in the sun?

Diesel fuel.


Lose all pigment from your skin & outer organs (essentialy: become an albino) or have all your pigment turn a deep shade of green?

 

[droppedurpocket]

Ahh totally forgot about skin cancer:/

Green pigment. Love to rock that on stage

Would you rather have bark for skin or constantly shed skin uncontrollably?

 

[MatticusMania]

Technically, we are already shedding skin constantly and uncontrollably, so I'll go with that.


Only drinking Dr. Pepper, or only drinking Mr. Pibb?

 

[droppedurpocket]

Being Texas raised, Dr. Pepper all the way. It's the only soda I drink anyway.

Being dragged by a horse naked through rock by your toes, or tied to a post to be flogged

 

[MatticusMania]

Flogging, even more so if I can choose the flogger!




Drawn & Quarted, or the Iron Maiden?

 

[drteeth]

Flogging, even more so if I can choose the flogger!




Drawn & Quarted, or the Iron Maiden?

Drawn & Quarted would be slightly faster I guess.

Would you never have a beer again, or never eat meat again?

 

[MatticusMania]

You asked the wrong question for a beer loving vegetarian to answer...


So, same question: Would you never have a beer again, or never eat meat again?

 

[drteeth]

Yeah, that would be easy then I would give up beer, I can fall back on scotch and be happy.

So, would you rather give up drinking beer or have to eat meat every day?

 

[MatticusMania]

Yikes! Turned the tables on me, you have...

Thats a hard one, and as much as Id hate to, Id have to give up beer. I dont think I could eat meat again.


WYR: Eat broken shards of glass for a week or swallow 13 fully flaming shots of everclear?

 

[XtreO]

The flaming shots if it's the low abv version

Loss of hearing or eyesight?

 

[MatticusMania]

There is no "low abv version" when referring to everclear!

 

[droppedurpocket]

How would the shards of glass be prepared?

 

[MatticusMania]

On the rocks.