Would You Rather...?

[fuzzy beard]

Hearing.




Buried alive or drown?





The beard.

 

[Rage1331]

Drown.



Ripped to pieces by a shark or a mauled to death tiger?

 

[tastybasslines]

Would you rather be able to only bust a nut once every 6 months, or make terrible smelling farts every hour for the rest of your life?

 

[drteeth]

Would you rather be able to only bust a nut once every 6 months, or make terrible smelling farts every hour for the rest of your life?

I'd have to give up the nutbusting .

WYR try to break the world record for eating bhut jolokia chili peppers, or the world record for rubbing them into your eyes?

Bhut Jolokia chili pepper - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[droppedurpocket]

Eat em. At least I wouldn't go blind.

WYR: Drink curdled milk or drink someone else's dip spit?

 

[Tituscrow]

Eat em. At least I wouldn't go blind.

WYR: Drink curdled milk or drink someone else's dip spit?

The milk I think. I'd just tell myself it was bad cheese then puke it out.

WYR: never be able to get a boner again, or have a permanent, 24/7 and obvious boner but you could never do anything about it?

 

[droppedurpocket]

24/7 boner. At least I would still get some.

WYR be eaten alive by ants or have sex with Susan boyle for the rest of your life

 

[Tituscrow]

24/7 boner. At least I would still get some.

WYR be eaten alive by ants or have sex with Susan boyle for the rest of your life

Hmmm. SuBo. She ain't that bad

WYR eat the contents of a blocked public toilet, or lick a public urinal clean?

 

[droppedurpocket]

Thats disgusting. Urinal I guess..

WYR lick a hobo's toes clean or participate in a 2 girls 1 cup scenario?

 

[MatticusMania]

^ how exactly would a guy fit into that scenario?

 

[Big_Daddy]

Two girls one cup. At least the girls started out clean...

Would you rather be stuck in a fart chamber for an hour, or eat a chinese century egg?

 

[droppedurpocket]

^ how exactly would a guy fit into that scenario?

Meaning you would take one of the girls' place.

 

[droppedurpocket]

Fart chamber. Those eggs look repulsive.

WYR eat an entire turkey for thanksgiving or all the fixins?

 

[XtreO]

Tough one. If I can eat what's inside the turkey, I'll go with turkey. Only turkey would be monotonous. If not, gravy and sweet potato or whatever it is you Americans eat with your turkey all the way

WYR never eat or never drink again (meaning your either have to eat loads to get enough water, or throw everything you want to eat into a food processor with some water to make it a passable "drink")?

 

[Tituscrow]

Guess I'd take the never eat (as in chew?) again.

WYR mow an acre of overgrown lawn by crawling on your hands and knees and using your teeth only, count the grains in a bucketful of sand wearing ski gloves?

 

[NMC]

Mow an acre of grass with my teeth only, it's the only one of the two that seems possible....
WYR introduce a self-evident prostitute to your family as your girlfriend, or your actual girlfriend to your parents as a prostitute?

 

[Bernin]

Introduce my girlfriend to my parents as a prostitute, if she was in on it and had a good sense of humor

Would you rather commit necrophilia or cannibalism?

 

[droppedurpocket]

Cannibalism.

WYR: constantly wonder what bass was best for metal or constantly wonder if wood really affected tone

 

[Tituscrow]

Cannibalism.

WYR: constantly wonder what bass was best for metal or constantly wonder if wood really affected tone

Oh it's only the first question that truly has no answer , so I'll take the second

WYR (if you are a righty) play a gig in front of 1,000 people left handed with no practice, or do an hour stand up comedy unprepared?

 

[XtreO]

I'll take the gig. Turn down the volume and playing roots should be doable

WYR cross-country ski Russia across or walk across north Canada during the winter?