Would You Rather...?

[RaniBrandt]

I'd do either of those if I had the time and the training, but if I had to start tomorrow, I'd pick the Canada scenario, I guess.

WYR have every song in existence sound like "Happy Birthday to You" to your ears, or have every song in existence sound like the Kardashian sisters' screeching voices just going "EEENNNNNHHHHHHH"--you know, like they how they sound?

 

[Metalbasshippy]

The first one, at least it has melody and makes me feel nice

WYR smash your favorite bass, or watch someone else smash your favorite bass?

 

[MatticusMania]

If its going to be smashed I may as well do it myself...



WYR: Eat a crow cooked in the style of your favorite chicken dish or swallow, whole, 15 large earthworms?

 

[droppedurpocket]

I would take the earthworms, they don't taste like much anyway, just dirt.

WYR have to wear a kilt, commando style, for the rest of your life or skin tight leggings , and only leggings, for the rest of your life

 

[Tituscrow]

Kilt every time. Leggings man...uuurgh!

Eyeball paper cut or staple gunned gonads?

 

[MatticusMania]

Give me the kilt, I can rock my Scotsman Heritage!

Im gonna go staple gunned nads. Things near my eyeballs creep me out, and Ive seen Steve-O do the latter, Im pretty sure.


WYR: Be bic bald with one really odd patch of hair just above your left ear sort of shaped like a llama, or have to always wear a white powdered wig?

 

[droppedurpocket]

Stapled gonads and white powdered wig.

Wendys or mcdonalds

 

[RaniBrandt]

Wendy's, but I would have to subsist on the Frosty or whatever they call it. I don't eat fast food.

WYR wear a suit made of a two-inch-thick layer of melted crayons on a hot day, or wear a suit made of a single layer of doilies on a cold day?

 

[MJ5150]

Cold day doilies for sure.

WYR lie to your significant other or yourself?

-Mike

 

[Valiant Bandit]

Myself. I love my wife.

WYR: While out on a 1st date with the woman will be the love of your life, have to punch an old lady out in front of her OR punch your interviewer out during an interview for the best job you could ever have in your life?

 

[MJ5150]

I'd never strike an older woman, so the interviewer.

WYR be too tall or too short?

-Mike

 

[XtreO]

Too tall I guess. Though it'd be cooler to be a midget than a giant.

WYR live a life without underwear or socks?

 

[MatticusMania]

Underwear, I can stand going commando, I cannot stand in shoes without socks.


WYR: Eat a bucket of fried chicken (10pc) out of the KFC garbage, or eat a single White Castle Slider off of their bathroom floor?

 

[droppedurpocket]

That is a tough one. I would say chicken, at least its still in a bucket.

WYR paint a house with only a toothbrush on a hot summer day, or tear up a whole block of sidewalk with only your hands and a hammer in the middle of winter?

 

[Fishheadjoe]

I'll take the toothbrush!
WYR - wake up beside Hillary Clinton or Condeliza Rice?
Fishheadjoe

 

[Tituscrow]

I'll take the toothbrush!
WYR - wake up beside Hillary Clinton or Condeliza Rice?
Fishheadjoe

Gimme a bit o' Hilary!

WYR be buried in the sand up to your neck as the tide comes in, or be buried completely in sand?

 

[droppedurpocket]

I hate sand either way so as long as I have a choice, ill keep it off of my head. I'm out of ideas for now, just giving my 2 cents

 

[Papa Dangerous]

WYR burp exceedingly loudly every minute for the rest of your life or have a facial tick that causes your eyes to close alternately for the rest of your life.

lmfao! I drooled one that one....

 

[Papa Dangerous]

Would you rather be hanged and suspended by your wrists while the tips of all your toes are cut off and left to bleed out OR crawl 500 yards with the back of your knees/ankles and front of your elbows sliced open with a rusty hacksaw.

 

[RaniBrandt]

Crawl 500 yards. Easier recovery.

Would you rather live at a 7-Eleven for a month and have to sleep in one of the aisles, or make out with your mom for 30 seconds?