Wow!! How did that happen?

[bluesblaster]

To quote the great sage Bugs Bunny......" what a Maroon!"

 

[bkbirge]

The guy's name was "Coots", if that isn't appropriate I don't know what is.

 

[Mark Reccord]

Eh, live by the snake, die by the snake.


Interesting conversation at the pearly gates:

Jamie Coots: Why didn't you save me, God?
God: I sent you a freakin' ambulance, what more did you want? Sheesh!

 

[blastoff99]

Eh, live by the snake, die by the snake.


Interesting conversation at the pearly gates:

Jamie Coots: Why didn't you save me, God?
God: I sent you a freakin' ambulance, what more did you want? Sheesh!

I dunno. You sure that conversation is taking place at the pearly gates?

Just asking.

 

[Mark Reccord]

I dunno. You sure that conversation is taking place at the pearly gates?

Just asking.

What I really think is that when you're dead, you're dead.

 

[SJLee]

so what went wrong? was he lacking belief? did he misread 'serpents' as 'venomous serpents'? because he was bitten instead of drinking the deadly thing, i.e. poison?

what will the true believers say?

It might go something like this:

"Do not put the Lord your God to the test,..." Deuteronomy 6:16

Jesus said unto him, “It is written again: ‘Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.’” Matthew 4:7

 

[nashvillebill]

A fellow was undecided what he should do with his life. Suddenly a light bulb went off; he'd get his answer from the Good Book. So he shuts his eyes, randomly opens it, and sticks his finger on the page. He opens his eyes and his finger is pointing to the words: "And Judas went and hanged himself". Hmmm, he thinks, how interesting. So he tries again. He closes his eyes, opens to another page, sticks his finger down, opens his eyes, and reads; "Go thou and do likewise"

 

[Bloodhammer]

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[yodedude2]

It might go something like this:

"Do not put the Lord your God to the test,..." Deuteronomy 6:16

Jesus said unto him, “It is written again: ‘Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.’” Matthew 4:7

well now that's a vicious circle.

 

[Bloodhammer]

well now that's a vicious circle.

Maybe that's why Ouroboros is a snake.

 

[kev b]

This story reminds me of the time I received a phone call telling me my wife had been bitten by a cobra.
I was advised not to worry though as the vets practice said it was touch and go but they thought the snake would survive!

 

[DeathFromBelow]

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Lol, "I made 40 pounds of unsalted butter".

 

[BassyBill]

Not another one. You'd think these folks would have worked out how this goes by now.

 

[Unprofessional]

Mother Nature; that b**ch either has a great sense of humor or no sense of humor at all. I can't figure out which.

 

[hrodbert696]

Not another one. You'd think these folks would have worked out how this goes by now.

Well, there's a reason they are small, isolated sects...

 

[FilterFunk]

It might go something like this:

"Do not put the Lord your God to the test,..." Deuteronomy 6:16

Jesus said unto him, “It is written again: ‘Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.’” Matthew 4:7

^This.

 

[FilterFunk]

A fellow was undecided what he should do with his life. Suddenly a light bulb went off; he'd get his answer from the Good Book. So he shuts his eyes, randomly opens it, and sticks his finger on the page. He opens his eyes and his finger is pointing to the words: "And Judas went and hanged himself". Hmmm, he thinks, how interesting. So he tries again. He closes his eyes, opens to another page, sticks his finger down, opens his eyes, and reads; "Go thou and do likewise"

I'll have to remember this one!

Almost anything taken out of context (or purposely given an alternate meaning) can be harmful or fatal.

 

[SJLee]

Amen.

 

[hrodbert696]

A fellow was undecided what he should do with his life. Suddenly a light bulb went off; he'd get his answer from the Good Book. So he shuts his eyes, randomly opens it, and sticks his finger on the page. He opens his eyes and his finger is pointing to the words: "And Judas went and hanged himself". Hmmm, he thinks, how interesting. So he tries again. He closes his eyes, opens to another page, sticks his finger down, opens his eyes, and reads; "Go thou and do likewise"

Astonished at the message he was getting, he hesitated, and decided to try one more time. He closed his eyes, flipped the Bible open to a random page and read again:

"What you do, do quickly."

 

[buzzbass]

Oh the irony ! I love when crap like this happens. I'm guessing God must've been in the crapper for that sermon. LOL