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Yet another hole in my head

#281
I can't cope. We need to reschedule some dates while I go to the center for a tune-up.



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@mellowinman said he will have time to speak with me as soon as he is emerges from the sweat lodge he's shared for a week now with Selena Gomez,
whom he is helping get over her breakup with Justin Bieber.
 
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#283
Son of Wobble said:
Also, before you rush too quickly to break up the act, keep in mind the things I have been witness to.

You know what I mean?

The things you've done. To get where you . Are.
I have seen some. Things.


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Are you just gonna keep throwing that
Poughkeepsie gig in my face forever. Just because "different" situations scare you obviously. They were just adoring fans I invited back to the room for a night cap and whatnot. I can't control what people do when they're on the sauce, or all hopped up on goofballs.
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#284
BurnOut said:
Are you just gonna keep throwing that
Poughkeepsie gig in my face forever. Just because "different" situations scare you obviously. They were just adoring fans I invited back to the room for a night cap and whatnot. I can't control what people do when they're on the sauce, or all hopped up on goofballs.
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A) they were a bunch of FREAKS.

B) After listening to them sing rounds for six hours, I never wanna hear "Yellow Submarine" again.


But let's accentuate the positive:


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Tomorrow night we're in Tulsa , booked into that place with the giant burgers, remember? I still got this pic here on my phone...
And remember what this burger did to you next day on the bus???


There HAVE been some solid gold moments, haven't there?
 
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Son of Wobble said:
A) they were a bunch of FREAKS.

B) After listening to them sing rounds for six hours, I never wanna hear "Yellow Submarine" again.


But let's accentuate the positive:


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Tomorrow night we're in Tulsa , booked into that place with the giant burgers, remember? I still got this pic here on my phone...
And remember what this burger did to you next day on the bus???


There HAVE been some solid gold moments, haven't there?
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That burger destroyed me. I couldn't fart with confidence for the rest of the week, and I had to sleep in the bathtub for 3 days. I hope they're still on the menu!
 
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#292
BurnOut said:
Actually The Burnt One needs to purge a few, 5ers be gone. My P quest was over a couple months ago. Another BTB would be nice, and I stay away from red whenever possible.
I'm kinda busy at the moment, I'll get back with you on this I promise.
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Arf' a mo' matey, it doesn't matter if you don't actually want a P bass or hate red ones to death...remember none of this is real....you're not actually goin to get one...it's just to pull 'em in, ya.....
 
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#293
I'm sure somewhere I saw it punted of a Billy Baloney club, with an extortionate fee of 200 bucks to join...it occurrs to me that mister Wobble's whole black ops, mind f***, psy warfare interrogation techniques schtick, could tie beautifully with this...even if it only worked on , say 25℅ of the TB crowd...that's quite a few$200
...Join Billy Baloney Club only 200 dollars...
Join Billy Baloney Club only 200 dollars...
Join Billy Baloney Club only 200 dollars...
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#294
Son of Wobble said:
I can't cope. We need to reschedule some dates while I go to the center for a tune-up.



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@mellowinman said he will have time to speak with me as soon as he is emerges from the sweat lodge he's shared for a week now with Selena Gomez,
whom he is helping get over her breakup with Justin Bieber.
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Nooo..just take a couple of these and chill...
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#299
Hmm..the olde 'metaltastic' bass isn't drawing em in is it...
Now if you'd taken advice and done it as an original 60s P bass as above, I reckon you coulda got another 10 pages out of it...this 'Deaf Leopard' thing just hasn't got the Hubba Hubba Hubba that the T bird had...
It's a shame that the valuable assistance of Mr Wobble has been a bit lacking , I suspect he's still suffering from that tinned unicorn...
There's a bit of that dodgy 'snide' unicorn about at the mo, from Bulgaria or something, probably horse and goat mix in reality.
Of course the stuff to really avoid is anything from the Fukushima Canned Fish & Unicorn Corp ( Nippon Gakei)
..best watch out for these eh..........
 
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