You can't make this stuff up ... CL

[MattZilla]

"Parrots are not a pet nor are they domesticated. They live in captivity against their driven needs."

If so, then why the heck do you have parrots??

because they want to be a bird haver. I dislike these people.


Housing is always inadequate. They're friggin birds.

 

[TexasHeat]

Playing my flute is quite the private endeavor. It would be way too creepy to have a parrot watch me all day.

 

[Mister Boh]

They live for freaking ages too. My mother in law always says we are going to inherit their bird, which I take as the gravest of threats.

 

[RichardW]

I'm going to out on a limb here and say that it's highly likely this person is single.

 

[Joybass]

Yeah, made me think too of the ol' rat lovin' pied piper.

 

[Aqualung60]

 

[TheReceder]

I challenge everyone to place a similar add in their local CL... except... Must be a different animal... and instrument.

I lean towards squirrels being serenaded by bagpipers... (St Patty's day and all)

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[tr4252]

What is the best flute for metal?

Tom

 

[Ostie]

Wasn't it Andrew Jackson's parrot that had to be removed from his funeral because it would not stop swearing?

True or not, that’s the best story I’ve heard all day.

 

[Keger Jupit]

I would take the position and then teach the parrots nothing but curse words! That should teach the jag off who wants me to babysit their friggin' parrots for free!

Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee

 

[BioDriver]

You sure this isn't Harford Rd, Austin, TX?

 

[buldog5151bass]

RIIGGGHHHHTTTTT.....

 

[dbsfgyd1]

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I’m wondering just how many retired flautists there are with too much time on their hands in the Hartford community, that don’t mind getting bit by birds known to be able to crack large nuts with their beaks?

 

[Mister Boh]

I challenge everyone to place a similar add in their local CL... except... Must be a different animal... and instrument.

I lean towards squirrels being serenaded by bagpipers... (St Patty's day and all)

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For posterity:

"Hello. I'm seeking both animal activist and bagpipe player in one. I'm reaching out for help with care for my squirrels. They can bite. Squirrels are not a pet nor are they domesticated. They live in captivity against their driven needs. Although I provide mental stimulation through trick training, exercise, love and researched food... Housing is currently inadequate, which I would discuss. Mainly, I need someone semi retired or who has the desire, time and trusted dedication to devote a couple hours once a week. At the same time you can practice your bagpipe. It's stimulation for them and your own time well utilized. But you would need to supervise their roaming out of cage. Be receptive to their curiosity. Unafraid of being possibly bitten. A rare combo. A musician and animal advocate! Please contact me with more about you and your interest in making a difference for caged squirrels living. Thanks"

 

[Lichtaffen]

Funny thing is I know a Berklee grad flute player who is obsessed with animals and has a zoo in her apartment with all kinds of birds. She’d be perfect for this.

 

[HolmeBass]

Parrots...how about a zebra!
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“Serious only! Defecation a must!“

I cannot imagine why, or what that really means. San Franweirdo wins this round.

 

[MultiScaleMale]

I gotta admit that I wouldn't mind having a bass flute.

 

[cableguy]

I prefer my parrot uncaged........

 

[And I]

If someone could teach a parrot to speak in slap bass that would be awesome.

 

[rendevouz]

What is the best flute for metal?

Tom

Whatever Ian Anderson plays