You haven't lived until you.........?

[guitar ed]

You haven't lived until....

You have to call your wife to tell her that you are taking the kid to the ER for stitches. And she's out of town.

The Dr. says "we are going to take X-Rays of your back to see what you broke."

You realize what an @$$ you used to be.

Later,

edg

 

[rstellar13]

you havent lived until you shot yourself in the nuts with a paintball gun while trying to be stealthy in an arena match

 

[Syxz_ML]

....hooked up with a stripper. Then have her pay for food with her tip money haha now that's pimp

 

[chicago_mike]

Go to bed with three and wake up with five.

Dingle-berries?

Hemorrhoids?

Tapeworms?

Nut-pimples?

Hermaphrodites?

 

[BenBL]

You haven't lived until you've skydived naked from an aeroplane...

WOAH!
YEAH!
Kickstart my heart
hope it never stops!

 

[DeathFromBelow]

Snorted so much amphetamines that you suddenly realize the meaning of life, only to have it slip away. And then returning to doing the dishes or dismantling household-appliances for the next eight to ten hours.

 

[TOOL460002]

Snorted so much amphetamines that you suddenly realize the meaning of life, only to have it slip away. And then returning to doing the dishes or dismantling household-appliances for the next eight to ten hours.

Meth addicts should really just open up a TV or vacuum repair store. A half dozen tweakers could have your stuff dismantled in 5 minutes tops.

 

[FilterFunk]

Found what's truly fulfilling for you, no matter what anyone else thinks of it.

 

[FunkMetalBass]

You haven't lived until you, the bassist, have been the only band member to take a woman (or man) back to your place after a gig.


Suffice it to say, I haven't lived yet.

 

[A.Diva]

I hadn't lived until I saw Bootsy Collins live this past spring. Now I can die a happy woman.

 

[TOOL460002]

I have to be a broken record and say SCUBA diving. There is something so free and peaceful about staying neutrally buoyant, regulating your breathing, and just seeing a part of nature that you cannot see any other way. (I personally have to cave dive before I'm too old to do it; that's my "haven't lived until you etc etc bucket list etc.)

The same goes with hiking and backpacking. There is just something about nature that takes your breath away. You're dead tired getting to the top, and once you get there... bliss... just pure, peaceful, beautiful bliss. Nature is the ultimate pinnacle for judging my life.

 

[placedesjardins]

...you've been a contestant on The Price Is Right.

 

[SidMau]

Were born. (Or conceived, or etc - depending upon your stance of this subject)

 

[danielfnj96]

You haven't lived until you've done your daily routine with no shoes for a week. It stirred up quite a commotion at my high school but the feeling of gym floor on your bare feet is incredible.

 

[48thStreetCustom]

This article from Modern Drunkard Magazine sums it up

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[CTC564]

I have to be a broken record and say SCUBA diving. There is something so free and peaceful about staying neutrally buoyant, regulating your breathing, and just seeing a part of nature that you cannot see any other way. (I personally have to cave dive before I'm too old to do it; that's my "haven't lived until you etc etc bucket list etc.)

The same goes with hiking and backpacking. There is just something about nature that takes your breath away. You're dead tired getting to the top, and once you get there... bliss... just pure, peaceful, beautiful bliss. Nature is the ultimate pinnacle for judging my life.

I TOTALLY agree with this...going places that few have been and seeing things that are rarely seen is as much of a "rush" for me as playing a sold out show while the band is in overdrive

 

[Hopkins]

Got punched in the face by a drunken fat girl at South By South West for absolutely no reason

 

[bassinplace]

I hadn't lived until I saw Bootsy Collins live this past spring. Now I can die a happy woman.

+1. Saw him for the first time last winter. It was awesome!

 

[MatticusMania]

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[Richland123]

Played in a rock and roll band.