You know you're obsessed with bass when...

[BASSnSAX]

Originally posted by Michael Jewels


This one's my favorite.

You know you're obsessed with bass when you're eating lunch in a park on a hot summer day, like today, and your friend says, "Oh man, look at that woman over there, I can see right through her dress! I can ever see her G string!"

And you response is, "What gauge is it?"

Mike

Or you are obsessed with bass when you can even say "G-String" without giggling...

 

[grooveguru]

Guilty!

 

[Petebass]

she said she used the upper horn of her ibanze sound gear bass.

Hey, I've got one of those..... I remember buying it because it had a sexy look about it..... I was right!!!!!!!

Hey, I thought you guys would say Thong instead of G-string?????

 

[embellisher]

Originally posted by Woodchuck
When you find out where you and the family are going on vacation, you check to find that city's music stores locations BEFORE you leave home!

Been there, done that, and even got a couple of tshirts!

 

[christopper]

when you have to wear rubber gloves while washing the dishes.

 

[BASSnSAX]

I'm going to register for college tomorrow (UW LaCrosse if you must know) and then I'll be hitting up this larger music shop, where I might be able to play my first Fodera!!

Is that sad that I'm more excited to play the Fodera than I am to leave for school??

 

[BIg O]

When after earning millions in your business career, your divorce leaves you flat broke, but you still put a $2K deposit on a custom shop bass because the other 5 basses you own are just not quite enough.....now where is next month's rent coming from, again?

 

[SlavaF]

When you stay up until midnight on the night right before the last final exam of the year trying to nail John Turner's "Versatile Residue"...




But hey, I almost got it!

 

[Jontom]

When you're willing to learn the solo to John Coltranes' "Giant Steps"...ON BASS!

 

[Michael Jewels]

Originally posted by Petebass

Hey, I thought you guys would say Thong instead of G-string?????

I guess a thong can be thought of as a type of G string, but, bass players play bass, drummers play the drums and thingers thing thongs.

Sorry Pete, it's early.

Mike

 

[pinkzepphish]

this may be blunt, but when you've decided that when nature calls while your playing, you figure you can hack both at the same time and so you weave over to the bathroom, not bothering to unplug.

PS: i have experience with both #1 and #2, so interpret how you wish...