You should wear eye protection while playing this bass

[Marley's Ghost]

 

[ardgedee]

I dunno, the title suggests it should go where you aim it.

 

[Dlew919]

If you sprinkle when you tinkle
Be a sweetie wipe the seatie.

 

[salmon256]

Never made any bass squirt
Guess I just got to just stop playing the beat too early...

(This comment gonna get me ban)

 

[HardNHeavy]

lol eye protection or a condom

 

[bassdude51]

Ha! I have a Fender Squirt Precision and I've never needed eye protection! (Wink, wink.)

 

[Gilmourisgod]

I Always squirt with Precision. It's How I Roll.

 

[Element Zero]

I Always squirt with Precision. It's How I Roll.

100%

 

[FretRiff]

That's okay. I have experience with squirters.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

 

[tpaul]

Does it require playing fingerstyle on the G string?

I'll see myself out now...

 

[Fender_Bender]

People pay extra for that .

 

[Hahaha]

Maybe the body vibrates much more than most basses. Could make playing Mony Mony more enjoyable.

 

[SDC1-ClickClack]

The perfect bass for playing "Golden Slumbers" by The Beatles.

 

[Element Zero]

That's okay. I have experience with squirters.

There’s not a lot of us out there that have.

 

[HolixBass]

I think that is the new "Pee" bass

 

[/\/\3phist0]

Prince squirted water from the headstock of his guitar on the Purple Rain tour

 

[SDC1-ClickClack]

Often Bought Together...

 

[Element Zero]

Prince squirted water from the headstock of his guitar on the Purple Rain tour

I never looked at some of the song titles from that record until very recently…

 

[Dincrest]

A Squirt bass with a phallic shaped headstock and a mini Super-soaker thing attached to it so I could squirt colored water into the crowd/audience would be awesome! It would be the kind of gimmick that would totally make for a viral video. Yeah, it's nothing new and many bands have done stuff like that before, but it could still be a novel thing in the Internet age.

Yeah, it would upset and offend a lot of people, but that's what'd make it Internet-famous. No such thing as bad publicity, yeah? (Of course, I'd only do that if I actively wanted to be the musical villain or troll in the overall music narrative).