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Your favorite comebacks?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Bassistcali, Mar 14, 2014.

  1. Bassistcali


    Nov 10, 2013
    Let's hear em
  2. JennySuzuki


    Dec 18, 2013
    I don't have any favorites, but I have one that makes me want to strangle people I hear saying it:

    "That's what she said!"
  3. Hobobob

    Hobobob Don't feed the troll, folks.

    Jan 25, 2011
    Camarillo, CA
    You're about as unique as a grain of sand on a beach.
  4. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    "I know you are, but what am I?"
  5. A-Step-Towards

    A-Step-Towards Supporting Member

    Nov 16, 2009
    Los Angeles California
    And thats what I was going to post, it may not be as funny to you as you're a she .
  6. machine gewehr

    machine gewehr

    Sep 17, 2005
    That's what s....ehm, nevermind.


    Thankfully we don't have that here, I'd be punching a lot of people with a shovel.
  7. Hobobob

    Hobobob Don't feed the troll, folks.

    Jan 25, 2011
    Camarillo, CA
    Something something something your mother.
  8. One I have used twice, so far :

    Q: "Don't you know who I am?"

    A: "Why, don't you?"
  9. My second favorite, said to a security guard who was overstepping his bounds :

    "Are the designated ******* or self-appointed?"
  10. freatles


    Jan 9, 2014
    And Mona Lisa was a man!
  11. nukes_da_bass

    nukes_da_bass Banned

    Feb 19, 2006
    west suburban boston
    "I'll pay ya ta meet cha! I'll hand YOU a $100.00 bill, then I'm gonna beat the TAR outta ya!".
    It's a big hit with telemarketers.
  12. machine gewehr

    machine gewehr

    Sep 17, 2005
    Reminds me of this one time, a psycho came up to me and said: "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?? DO YOU??"

    I replied: "Nope, I don't."

    We shared a few beers after that and we parted ways hoping I'll never see him again.:D
  13. the iron man guy
  14. Gorn

    Gorn Supporting Member

    Dec 15, 2011
    Queens, NY
    Nu uh!
  15. jamminology101


    Aug 22, 2012
    Indianapolis In
    Endorsing Artist: Glockenklang
    Your mamas so fat she fell down and broke her leg and gravy started pouring out...
  16. kobass

    kobass Supporting Member

    Nov 3, 2003
    Outside Boston
    "I may be drunk Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

    -Winston Churchill
  17. edpal

    edpal Banned

    Oct 3, 2007
    You are nuttier than squirrel turds!

    You are the slimiest layer in the septic tank.

    I didn't know they could stack sh** that high.
  18. edpal

    edpal Banned

    Oct 3, 2007
    Yeah, well your mama's so fat kids yell "Hey KoolAid" when they see her.":spit::D

    There must be a Yo MAma thread around here....or is yo mama sitting on it?
  19. buzzbass

    buzzbass Shoo Shoo Retarded Flu ! Supporting Member

    Apr 23, 2003
    other person; " My (insert body part here) hurts"

    me: How's your face feel ?

    It never gets old :D
  20. Stewie26

    Stewie26 Supporting Member

    "Are you stupid...or just another idiot!"