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Your favorite comebacks?
- Thread starter Bassistcali
- Start date
I don't have any favorites, but I have one that makes me want to strangle people I hear saying it:
"That's what she said!"
"That's what she said!"
And thats what I was going to post, it may not be as funny to you as you're a she .
That's what s....ehm, nevermind.
Thankfully we don't have that here, I'd be punching a lot of people with a shovel.
Thankfully we don't have that here, I'd be punching a lot of people with a shovel.
My second favorite, said to a security guard who was overstepping his bounds :
"Are the designated ******* or self-appointed?"
"Are the designated ******* or self-appointed?"
"I'll pay ya ta meet cha! I'll hand YOU a $100.00 bill, then I'm gonna beat the TAR outta ya!".
It's a big hit with telemarketers.
It's a big hit with telemarketers.
Reminds me of this one time, a psycho came up to me and said: "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?? DO YOU??"
I replied: "Nope, I don't."
We shared a few beers after that and we parted ways hoping I'll never see him again.
"I may be drunk Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
-Winston Churchill
-Winston Churchill
Yeah, well your mama's so fat kids yell "Hey KoolAid" when they see her."
There must be a Yo MAma thread around here....or is yo mama sitting on it?
