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zebra+donkey=zonk?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by chips, Jul 1, 2004.


  1. hello badgers,

    someone tried to tell me today that u can cross breed a zebra and a donkey to make a 'zonk'.... el what de? :eyebrow: firstly, the last time i checked its impossibles for animals to cross breed (eg;humans and sheep), but they reckon donkeys and zebras have the same chromosone thingies so its possible.... secondly, where in the world do zebras and donkeys live in harmony together where they would breed?..... thirdly, who does who?... it would look awkward with either one of the two animals doin the other.... :p Oh, and also the zonk apparently cannot breed tho as an effect of the cross breeding....

    It all sounds far too suss for me and i dont believe it... has anyone ever heard of this before... and can it ACTUALLY happen?!


    Peace,
    Chips :bassist:
     
  2. I saw an actual picture of a moose "doing" a horse. Weeeeeeeeiiiiird.
     
  3. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

    A mule is the result of crossbreeding jack ass and a mare.

    A hinny is the result of crossbreeding a stallion and a jenny ass.

    I would imagine that a zebra is as closely related to an ass as a horse is, so it should be possible.

    Mules and hinnys are sterile, just as you heard about a 'zonk'.
     
  4. How about Cabbits...the mating of cats and rabbits. Some people say it can be done..and has been done.
    I however am skeptical.
     
  5. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Hey quit questioning and go feed your sheople. *rimshot*

    brad cook
     
  6. Coutts_is_god

    Coutts_is_god Guest

    Dec 29, 2003
    Windsor, Ont, Canada
    Hey, people thought you couldn't breed a P-bass with a Jazz Bass. Now look what we got.
     
  7. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Hey and whatever happened with that experiment to breed a clown with a crack ho...oh yeah, Courtney Love.

    brad cook
     
  8. Hmmm...
    Humep?
    Shuman?
    Oh, no no no...it would be a...
    Sheman! :bag:
     
  9. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Nah man...sheople. See my above post.

    brad cook
     
  10. BustinJustin

    BustinJustin banned

    Sep 12, 2003
    NYC, LI too

    I laughed out loud!!!! :D
     
  11. oversoul

    oversoul fretless by fate

    Feb 16, 2004
    Portugal
    Acctually I believe such cross happened once at a zoo or something...but I was very young and maybe it was just April's fools.. :eyebrow:
     
  12. oversoul

    oversoul fretless by fate

    Feb 16, 2004
    Portugal

    ROFLOMG, can I use that as a sig? :)
     
  13. What do you get when you try to cross the Atlantic ocean with a bathtub? :confused:

    Drown. :eyebrow:

    MU-HA-HA-HA-HA !!! :p

    Mike :D
     

  14. *Insert cricket noises here* :p
     
  15. what would you get if you cross bred a bull dog and a ****zu?

    ba dam *chee*
     
  16. Uh, a dog-zu? :D

































    Gotcha!
     
  17. ding ding ding ding ding!!!! u win!!!
     
  18. And, what do I win, exactly, my darling?
     
  19. you win me being your darling!!! :D
     
  20. BustinJustin

    BustinJustin banned

    Sep 12, 2003
    NYC, LI too

    dude she's a texan!!!!!! be careful!