Lol... Ok... But you're not stupid ... Just made an error ...
Admitting to error, by default, makes you non-stupid ...
It's a good question, by the way... Because it addresses the issue of scale length and relative position of the frets...
The correct answer is to fix the nut... However, assuming the bridge is in the correct place, capo on first fret and tuned down 1/2 step should yield you a workable guitar, albeit with a shorter scale length
