My aluminum necked Kramer 450B. God knows it's heavy enough; the neck sure ain't gonna break, and if I got it plugged in to a decent amp in time, the sound pressure alone would turn any zombie into goo!
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Zombie apocalypse....choose your bass (weapon).
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This is why I keep a katana on me at all times. if I must I guess my Alex Chase 5 string bass. The bass its self is nice but the pickups suck in it.
Easy, my Ibanez Destroyer II bass. With its Explorer style shape and weight, it could easily do some serious damage as a warhammer and still be ready to rock. Plus with a name like Destroyer, its pretty much made for @$$-whooping.
There won't be a zombie apocalypse. My son is studying to be a mortician and they are teaching them to tie all corpses shoelaces together. We will be too busy laughing at all the croakers falling down to want to destroy them.
Well I don't have it in my possession, but the Mothman would be the ideal bass for smashing some zombie heads.
My P-Bass would do nicely. Light enough so I can really swing it, heavy enough to do some damage! 
Well I don't have it in my possession, but the Mothman would be the ideal bass for smashing some zombie heads.
Oh yeah, this.
Didn't see this post earlier.
Otherwise a Ric would do nicely. Light, solid, thin.
Easy to swing hard and recoil for the next swing.
Of course, I'd prefer a baseball bat or a crowbar (ala Gordon Freeman) over a bass.
Warwick Vampyre tuned to F sharp standard all the way.... because the tuning matters. Insanely heavy and the spiky bits on the sides would do some damage! \m/
Insanely heavy and the spiky bits on the sides would do some damage! \m/
There won't be a zombie apocalypse. My son is studying to be a mortician and they are teaching them to tie all corpses shoelaces together. We will be too busy laughing at all the croakers falling down to want to destroy them.
Let's all give a hand and show our support to the fine morticians preventing the apocalypse and also playing a nice prank humor is truly the best weapon.
Sir, I hope your proud of your boy he's a hero and comedian.
Excellent point. Come to think of it, we could just push guitar players at them. They're a dime a dozen, anyway.
Once you run out of DJs then you can use guitarist. If guitarist are a dime a dozen think of every kid who obtains thousands of dollars of DJ gear give them selves a DJ name and stops there. The guitarist may just make it.
But what if we want to shove our lead guitarist into the horde of zombies? I get that DJs are worse but this one's personal.
I think I'll knock the PA main over and use the stand FWIW. Nice metal pipe. Bring it on.
