Just when you thought people couldn't get any stupider...

Gard · Jul 5, 2005

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...this woman is a case study for why being utterly stupid should be at a minimum unbearably painful, if not completely fatal.

:rollno:

Kamelion · Jul 5, 2005

Can she not be counter-sued on the grounds that her lawsuit retards the evolution of the entire human race through potentially communicable idiocy?

SteveC · Jul 5, 2005

Just when you thought people couldn't get any more stupid...

...stupider puts you in the same catagory as her...

Gard · Jul 5, 2005

SteveC said:
Just when you thought people couldn't get any more stupid...

...stupider puts you in the same catagory as her...

...I'm suing you, you caused me moral suffering and deformed my self-esteem...

I think 8.7 billion rubles should make it all better.

westland · Jul 5, 2005

MOSCOW - NASA's mission that sent a space probe smashing into a comet raised more than cosmic dust it also brought a lawsuit from a Russian astrologer. Marina Bai has sued the U.S. space agency, claiming the Deep Impact probe that punched a crater into the comet Tempel 1 late Sunday "ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe," the newspaper Izvestia reported Tuesday. A Moscow court has postponed hearings on the case until late July, the paper said.

like ... this is a bad thing? And she lives in Russia

CQBASS · Jul 5, 2005

On a brighter note, at least 8.7 billion rubles only equals like 20 bucks.

steveksux · Jul 5, 2005

"ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe,"

I don't see what's the problem? Just go back to your Astrology textbook to the formulas that cover comets and enter the new velocity vector for the comet, run through the calculations again and your horoscopes are completely accurate again. She obviously went through all that in Astrology school with the original velocity vector for that comet, right?

Randy

steveksux · Jul 5, 2005

See, it happens in Russia, not the US. At least in Kansas, they're teaching astrology in astronomy class, numerology in mathematics class, and creationism in science class. The kids in Kansas already have their horoscopes adjusted correctly.

Randy

Adam Barkley · Jul 5, 2005

On the contary, I always think people can get dumber. I imagine that there is a ways-to-go before we reach the bottom of the barrel.

Gard · Jul 5, 2005

steveksux said:
See, it happens in Russia, not the US. At least in Kansas, they're teaching astrology in astronomy class, numerology in mathematics class, and creationism in science class. The kids in Kansas already have their horoscopes adjusted correctly.

Randy

...careful, that kinda talk could drag this thread over to TPA!!!

Of course, then I'd REALLY have some fun with it!

:hyper:

Gard · Jul 5, 2005

abark000 said:
On the contary, I always think people can get dumber. I imagine that there is a ways-to-go before we reach the bottom of the barrel.

The truth of that statement is the most frightening thing I've ever heard.

:help:

steveksux · Jul 5, 2005

On the contary, I always think people can get dumber. I imagine that there is a ways-to-go before we reach the bottom of the barrel.

+1000

The problem is as we continue to shield people from the consquences of their stupidity, making things more and more foolproof, we simply breed bigger and better fools.

We live in an expanding universe. Just as we are approaching the bottom of the barrel, the bottom of the barrel is receeding away from us at ever increasing velocity.

Randy

Mon Rominee · Jul 5, 2005

What's more sad is when this idiot wins and sets a precedent.

I'm suing Chips Ahoy for not actually having 1000 chips in the pack I bought recently. Those bastards had the GALL to put in 1,027 chips (YES, I rounded for half-chips, what'em I, stupid or something?). They be going down hard.

Vorago · Jul 5, 2005

Astrologists

A lot of people don't know the difference between Astronomy and Astrology. I often hear:

"so, you have a telescope, you must be an astrologist, huh?"

Really pisses me off :spit:

Hollow Man · Jul 5, 2005

That's the funniest thing I've read in quite some time.

burk48237 · Jul 5, 2005

I heard our very own Mark Latimore is representing her in court!

Gard · Jul 5, 2005

burk48237 said:
I heard our very own Mark Latimore is representing her in court!

...she's sunk.

:hiding:

(...and Burk, you might just want to correct the spelling, before Latimour sues you for pain and suffering caused by your misspelling his name!

)

Kelly Coyle · Jul 5, 2005

abark000 said:
On the contary, I always think people can get dumber. I imagine that there is a ways-to-go before we reach the bottom of the barrel.

In God's eyes, we're all on the short bus.

steveksux · Jul 5, 2005

Pretty scary, I heard somewhere that 50% of the people have less than average intelligence.

Is that an astonishing number or what???

Randy

mike_v_s · Jul 5, 2005

steveksux said:
Pretty scary, I heard somewhere that 50% of the people have less than average intelligence. Is that an astonishing number or what???

Randy

Unbelievable.

Mike

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