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Friend problem, need help

Ok, here's my problem. There was this girl that was my friend until today, and I'm going to tell you how we fell apart, because I have no idea. This is someone who I used to really like a whole lot (do a search for my What Does My Dream Mean? thread).

Sunday night: She texts me, and we get to conversation. Soon enough she reveals that she's drinking Vodka, and it becomes more and more evident throughout the night. Around midnight, she tells me she likes this kid Mike, and I say that's cool. Half an hour later she comes whining to me about how Mike will never like her and all this other girly bull****. It's okay, not a big deal right?

Monday Morning: I get a text from her that says "I'm sorry Andrew". I text back with "For what?", to which she replies "For being a bitch last night". At this point I have NO idea what this girl is talking about, because I had no problem with anything she had said the night before. So I tell her "You weren't a bitch, it's okay". "No it's not okay, be mad at me", she says. I keep asking her why she's doing this and won't get a straight answer. She leads me around in circles until I finally tell her "I wasn't mad about last night, but now I'm mad because of this stupid game you're playing. **** you."

Monday Night: I finally get some answers out of her as to why she wanted me to get mad and she said "I was a bitch, and you were too passive." Too passive? Really? We argued, and she wouldn't tell me what she meant, so she told me it was too much for right then, and we would talk in the morning.

Today: She tells me that we can talk today, but didn't call like she said she would, so I texted her, and asked her what's up and she said that I was supposed to call her, and goodbye. I just responded with "whatever" and here we are.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!
 
I think she wants you to hit it. Allow me to translate.

"Im drinking vodka..." ---> "I'm just letting you know, tonight I'm a slut...but only cause I'm drinking vodka."

"I like this guy mike..." ---> "I'm a woman and I only want men who are taken and I assume guys think the same way so I'm going to act like I'm taken until your so jealous that you jump me."

"I'm sorry..." ---> "I'm sorry you didn't sleep with me."
 
I think she wants you to hit it. Allow me to translate.

"Im drinking vodka..." ---> "I'm just letting you know, tonight I'm a slut...but only cause I'm drinking vodka."

"I like this guy mike..." ---> "I'm a woman and I only want men who are taken and I assume guys think the same way so I'm going to act like I'm taken until your so jealous that you jump me."

"I'm sorry..." ---> "I'm sorry you didn't sleep with me."

These are all facts.
 
I think she wants you to hit it. Allow me to translate.

"Im drinking vodka..." ---> "I'm just letting you know, tonight I'm a slut...but only cause I'm drinking vodka."

"I like this guy mike..." ---> "I'm a woman and I only want men who are taken and I assume guys think the same way so I'm going to act like I'm taken until your so jealous that you jump me."

"I'm sorry..." ---> "I'm sorry you didn't sleep with me."

Concur
 
She's kind of...how do I say this..."homely". I have no interest in her nether regions.

Then you have no interest in hanging out with her. This is what dudes are for. Dudes aren't going to call you up and tell you about problems their having with Billy or whatever the hell his name is. (Unless they're gay, but even gay dudes won't burden a straight dude with this drama because even though they're gay they're still dudes).

Still, I will call BS on this. No guy in their right mind would put up with chick drama unless they want to tap it. So what, you're not interested in her nether regions? Then I say you're definitely interested in her bobos. ;)
 

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