$1,000,000 bass

[MojoPenguin]

Imagine, had he sold it, poor guy would have to pay eBay like 40grands of fees...
And I am not counting Paypal fees of course..

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

Gee, Honey, I tried to sell that bass just like I promised, but nobody wants to buy it.

 

[Duder]

I found a double neck Mouradian Bass, that's got to be $2,000,000 and its a fretless and a fretted in one.View attachment 708881

It better come with those pants

 

[gln1955]

No returns.

That's for the rich dude who sobers up and realizes what he drunk-bid on.

"Oh God, not again..."

 

[96tbird]

Looks too much like a stylized swastika to me. Pass.

 

[Gilmourisgod]

What kind of Pluperfect Ass would buy this? I really want to know. I know Chris Squire played one, but I always thought they looked kind of stupid.

 

[hover]

I know Chris Squire played one...

Well, he played a real Mouradian, not this melted Bantam series.

 

[Bajo Clarkko]

A $1,000,000, and it doesn't even have Fanned Frets? Has it been Plek'd?

 

[Atshen]

A striped one, is that Chris Squire?View attachment 708889

Whoa, it looks tiny in Chris' giant hands! He looks even bigger than Bob Babbitt! Or maybe Mouradians are short scale?

 

[bholder]

Pluperfect Ass

Great band name!

 

[friendlybass]

Well, all that for a p/j? Should be gold wire wound pickups and its made of the worlds finest of woods. The tuners are chrome plated gold.
I wanna meet the guy who appraised it for the seller, or hear that conversation with the wife

 

[subdude67]

For a million bucks I would expect a bit more info and pictures in the ad...

 

[JACink]

..there are idiots everywhere. I'll bet there's one near you right now. In fact, I'd say there's an idiot no further from you than you can throw a ham sandwich.

I have to disagree, I am completely alone at the... Oh... I see...

Anyone know how to cancel a bid on eBay?

 

[JACink]

BTW, shouldn't this thread be in the humor section?

 

[Afc70]

I wouldn't pay $100 for it, it's ugly!

 

[jason_cfh]

I MUST have this bass! No description, no multiple pics of the bass AND the seller does not offer returns?!? OMG it's the BEST DEAL EVER!!! ...smh.

 

[Jimmy_]

I wouldn't pay $100 for it, it's ugly!

<100 bucks + 5000 dollar shipment makes it even uglier


Or, it might be a color shifting bass that also transforms into a guitar and all the pictures are of the same instrument. Now that would be interesting...

 

[bongostealth]

I think the $1,000,000 plus $5,000 in shipping is reasonable. It would NOT be reasonable if the price was $1,000,001.00 plus $5,000.50 shipping. THEN I would be PISSED!

 

[JayVek-72]

I'm speechless, The $5000 shipping is a nice touch too

Washburn Mouradian Prototype Bass ZB100MBL Blue Met Only Two Made | eBay

Seems Legit..

who cares if they only made 2 Washburns?

 

[Coolhandjjl]

.....No Returns Accepted. I'm out.