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[duff beer]

I've been called a modern Cliff Clavin.

You spend too much time in the bar and never get laid??

 

[6jase5]

I'm the foremost expert at picking up a guitar or bass and sounding exactly like me, like every single time....it's friggin uncanny.

 

[Funky Ghost]

I can turn food into biological waste.

Every. Single. Time.

 

[BioWeapon]

Someone get Funky Ghost a nobel prize for this development! Trust me... I'm an expert.

 

[Inertialsky]

Do any of you even know what an expert is?

x = the number of 'perts per second... duh

 

[BioWeapon]

Yes, That's an expert with one degree.
An expert with two degrees would be:
x = perts per second per second

 

[champbassist]

Not everyone's an expert, but Everybody Knows A Little Bit Of Something

 

[Funky Ghost]

This guy (SONY SONOOKA) is an Ex-Peart