20 things men over 30 must stop doing!

[Killed_by_Death]

I think I will grow a bushy beard, get a hipster haircut

I'm 45 & about a year ago I decided to stop getting haircuts. I don't have a receding hairline.
I recently got it trimmed, because it was getting in my face when driving with the top open.
About a week after the trim, I realized if I strategically open my rear windows a little, the air flows back & so does my hair. Now I wish I hadn't got that trim.

I pretty much epitomized a mid-life-crisis type, but I got that out of the way early when I was living in Thailand.

Now I have a reliable car, not a hot car, but the gal two flats over still thinks it's a hot car. She also will dance around in the back yard when I play outside.

If I were younger & dumber, I'd have shagged her by now.


I personally think guys over 19 should stop "sagging" their pants.

 

[JMacBass65]

30? Stop doing stuff?
When you turn 50 or so, something happens and you think differently.

Easy now - I'm in that demo.

 

[HaMMerHeD]

There's an animated show on hulu called 'Fugget About It' (It's about a mob family sent to Saskatchewan in witness protection) that has a hilarious episode about the now-endangered Canadian Hoser.

 

[bluesblaster]

#1 thing TalkBassers need to do- stop posting links that require 51 clicks to get to the end

tootsie roll logic

 

[JMacBass65]

If I were younger & dumber, I'd have shagged her by now.

Hey - If you are not in a committed relationship, it is your obligation to shag her, for those of us who cannot.

 

[Killed_by_Death]

Hey - If you are not in a committed relationship, it is your obligation to shag her, for those of us who cannot.

Too close to home. I learned a long time ago not to poopie where you eat.

 

[JMacBass65]

Too close to home. I learned a long time ago not to poopie where you eat.

Ah, fair point.

 

[FilterFunk]

The author of this list needs a serious tree limb rectal extraction.

It must be exhausting to worry so much about how others decide to live their life.

Agreed. The author sounds like a sad, bitter, presumptuous individual. He had enough time to put this together and post it on the internet, yet he's telling other people to get a life?

 

[bolophonic]

No one is mad, we are just having fun. Move along, nothing to see here.

I don't mean mad mad.

 

[bluesblaster]

and yet we waste the time to dissect it ...... well there's 30 or 40 seconds I'll never get back (sigh)

 

[Killed_by_Death]

I didn't even bother reading it. I'm not going to waste time going through a pane by pane presentation. I want a list.

 

[Snakeman1066]

I take offense to most of the article...lol as you can plainly see I'm a multiple offender....and lets just say I'm well over 40!

 

[PortlandBass77]

Is this site just trying to make people feel old?....

 

[GregC]

#1 thing TalkBassers need to do- stop posting links that require 51 clicks to get to the end

Seriously. When the first page came up, I decided there's no way I'm wading through this. I give my wife grief for reading silly manufactured Buzzfeed lists, but at least each one is on a single page.

 

[Gaolee]

Is this site just trying to make people feel old?....

I come here to FEEL YOUNG AGAIN!!!!

 

[HaMMerHeD]

Seems like the "article"/slideshow is written to reinforce this unspoken idea in our culture that as you age, you are supposed to turn into a completely different person. And the person it seems like you are supposed to turn into is a bland, lifeless corporate-branded husk of a former human being.

 

[JMacBass65]

Seems like the "article"/slideshow is written to reinforce this unspoken idea in our culture that as you age, you are supposed to turn into a completely different person. And the person it seems like you are supposed to turn into is a bland, lifeless corporate-branded husk of a former human being.

Fair point

 

[TOOL460002]

I will continue to blast loud metal while wearing a beanie. That's what I think of that list at 31.

 

[cheapbasslovin]

Men over 30 must do two things; stop trying to pull ladies under 21 (25 is probably better), and stop listening to advice from tabloid websites.

 

[chungweishan]

I am not attractive to the author.