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[Baryonyx]

Always maintain the moral highground, you can call her slag all you want.

 

[Otso]

On another forum I used to read, there used to be a common solution for all of these girl trouble situations:
"Stick it in her butt and pee"

 

[EricF]

Tell her you're gay (even though you're not) and you don't want to hear about her "woman troubles".

Really, dude. You've got to put her behind you and move on. She's f---ing with your head and you're allowing it to happen by always being there for her. Just like when she broke up with you because she wanted to be a slut, she seems to have zero regard or respect for your feelings when she calls to tell you what's going on with her sex-life.

Definitely try to hook up the 3-way action, though. Those opportunities don't happen every day (for most of us. anyway).