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A thread for with which to vent.

#621
I am a pisser of brotherly love. Shoulder to shoulder men!

^Kind of reminds me of the scene in Woody Allen's "Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex"(ironically I was out on blind date on first viewing). All those workermen straining together to try to get "it" up. Right here
 
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#623
Fresh vent - Stupid animals. Went to get mail up at main road(rural area) a few minutes ago. Stupid squirrel decides he will run across road at opportune time. Snap, one of the cute grey ones. Looked like he got beamed by the undercarriage, wasn't even twitching when I came back a minute later.:bawl:
 
#628
You guys don't understand....killing with the car just isn't sporting imo. I prefer the pellet gun or the crossbow at anything over 30 yards. Then they have a sporting chance. More so with the pellet gun - it's 1200fps(feet per second, GAMO) but still, a pellet that size drops terribly. I never bother shooting squirrels though, they're no problem out in the country unlike in the city where they behave more like rats. Rabbits on the other hand are totally free game - and food..
 
#629
edpal said:
You guys don't understand....killing with the car just isn't sporting imo. I prefer the pellet gun or the crossbow at anything over 30 yards. Then they have a sporting chance. More so with the pellet gun - it's 1200fps(feet per second, GAMO) but still, a pellet that size drops terribly. I never bother shooting squirrels though, they're no problem out in the country unlike in the city where they behave more like rats. Rabbits on the other hand are totally free game - and food..
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You're definitely drinking too much dirty bathwater, ese. Cut back to a gallon or two a day, would ya?
 
#631
I just found out that a mama Opossum had babies under my house, and there's a developing bad smell near my bathroom. I thought one of the babies died, but after searching for the smell in a very tight space under the house - no luck finding it. I couldn't even smell it from underneath.
 
#633
Solarmist said:
I just found out that a mama Opossum had babies under my house, and there's a developing bad smell near my bathroom. I thought one of the babies died, but after searching for the smell in a very tight space under the house - no luck finding it. I couldn't even smell it from underneath.
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Trap that sucker while they are small, momma takes the kids with her. A few chicken bones in a live trap works wonders. Speakingt of traps and such, maybe there is issue with vent stack or drain pipes? Old cast iron ones were just puttied together in many cases. Or the wax ring around the toilet may be leaking......got a rockin & rollin throne?

tastybasslines said:
But pretending you are a caveman is the greatest! My 4 year old LOVES it! And the best part of it all is that my wife doesn't think I'm actually pretending!
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Yeah, I remember waking up with really sore foot, wondered ***. Wife says, "foot hurt? You probably broke it I wish you'd quit playing monster when you've been drinking". Apparently I was chasing my daughter and stepdaughter around the house....sadly both were in late teens, early 20s at time. Playing monster/caveman with little ones is the best. RARRRRRHRHHR! Squeal! Squeal!!
 
#634
I ran over a duck once on my way to work at 4:30 am. I didn't even have time to hit the brakes and wheni looked in my rear view mirror, I saw another duck standing next to it flapping it wings throwing a fit. I told a co-worker about it and he said ducks mate for life. That made me a very sad panda. I almost wished I'd hit them both.
 
#636
Gorn said:
The mens' room. Two urinals. Four stalls. If you enter the bathroom and there is a man urinating at the urinal and the stalls are empty, you do not go to the adjacent urinal to do your business. You go to a stall. Respect the buffer zone.
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Nope. I unzip and stand right behind him and wait to use the same urinal. Causes some funny looks for some reason.
 
#638
Gorn said:
As long as you don't pull it out. That would be awkward.
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