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A thread for with which to vent.

I just broke down the code he's using with numbers/letters on the phone keypad. Turns out his name is actually some word in Dutch.
That's just silly - there are 3 or 4 letters on each key, except the 1 and zero keys. You've obviously never struggled with trying to buy a good 800 number.:D His numbers could generate secondary code of letters which REALLY lead to his phone number. We'll put you on it.

"Dutch" - that is my son-in-laws real birth name. Not sure *** his mom was thinking.
 
That's just silly - there are 3 or 4 letters on each key, except the 1 and zero keys. You've obviously never struggled with trying to buy a good 800 number.:D His numbers could generate secondary code of letters which REALLY lead to his phone number. We'll put you on it.

"Dutch" - that is my son-in-laws real birth name. Not sure *** his mom was thinking.

I ran every test I could. It's all Dutch.

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By the looks of things you're the Danny Devito in this scenario....
pish! You obviously didn't see that Star Trek episode - the Gorn is only about as tall as William Shatner. The Gorn wouldn't even come up to my nipples.....and not just because he is uncomfortable.:roflmao:

Mom & Dad's first date....kind of brutal but look at the gleems in her eyes.
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That's just silly - there are 3 or 4 letters on each key, except the 1 and zero keys. You've obviously never struggled with trying to buy a good 800 number.:D His numbers could generate secondary code of letters which REALLY lead to his phone number. We'll put you on it.

"Dutch" - that is my son-in-laws real birth name. Not sure *** his mom was thinking.
Dutch Schultz, the NY gangster' s real name was Arthur Flegenheimer. I guess no one would take a stone cold killer seriously with a name like that.
 
Dutch Schultz, the NY gangster' s real name was Arthur Flegenheimer. I guess no one would take a stone cold killer seriously with a name like that.
Dutch Neubert in this case. Honestly. He really doesn't like his first name, seems to think it is just another big cosmic curse in his life. I think it's a neat name but I totally get HIM feeling that way.

Flengenheimer sounds dangerous compared to Schultz imo. But it WAS in the pre-Hogan Hero's era. Who knows?
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The Gorn Captain from TOS was the coolest Gorn. There was another Gorn later on in Enterprise who looked like a small dinosaur. The TOS Gorn looked like he came from the same pool of primordial ooze as us; a nearly-human skeleton with a lizardy exterior. He probably had a more dominant portion of lizard brain than us also.

Now that 8675309 has officially changed his name, I'm more ascared of him than before the change.
 

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