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A Very Sensitive Subject Among Men
- Thread starter matante
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BOT - I've wonder simular to OP why my underwear seem to deteriorate right where the jewels sit. I think nad-sweat much contain powerful chemicals...possibly an evolutionary or creationist tactic to keep tse-tse flies and such from biting them and making you sterile. A natural bug replant for your family jewels. Now really BOT...
Sorry duuuude bros ... I have to side with this. It doesn't get cold enough here in Seattle to need full on long thermal underwears underneath. Besides, my girls jeans don't leave enough room for them anyway. First time I ever tried them was dressing in full drag about 24 years ago ... never looked back. In fact, I'm quite jealous of all the choices the ladies have compared to boring ol' mens clothes.
Hoise before hos! ... and Gold Bond too 
It's not so much the nut-sweat as the skin-fungus.
Cotton underwear was the first to go for me......had more holes in it than Bernie Madoff's defense strategy....
So went no underwear for quite awhile.......( your sperm count actually increases with airflow around the wedding-tackle.......heat is not good).
Dress slacks now have the crotch eaten right out of them........and jeans start to disintegrate within months.....
You bend over the wrong way and you'll tear 'em right along the rot.
The skin-fungus produces an itchy rash right behind the family jewels...........and you'll be raking the orchard all night once it sets in.
Cotton underwear was the first to go for me......had more holes in it than Bernie Madoff's defense strategy....
So went no underwear for quite awhile.......( your sperm count actually increases with airflow around the wedding-tackle.......heat is not good).
Dress slacks now have the crotch eaten right out of them........and jeans start to disintegrate within months.....
You bend over the wrong way and you'll tear 'em right along the rot.
The skin-fungus produces an itchy rash right behind the family jewels...........and you'll be raking the orchard all night once it sets in.
Replace your entire underwear wardrobe every year and voila, no more deterioration. Once I turned fifty, new rule: new underwear- boxers, white Ts, and socks- every Christmas...
Tax write-off on old ones? I heard Bill CLinton claimed $2 a pair for his. Then again he had, "
a little Monica in my life..." Sorry, she was in the news again - her parents are so proud.
Heck yeah. All the "old" stuff goes to catholic charities. And some of it is barely worn. Can't itemize anymore though, mortgage paid so itemizing not an option. Getting old......... 
Tangential true story. I was about 25 and was re-shingling my garage roof, my about 45 year old neighbor(lady) comes out and talks to me while i am squatting up there. Just kept talking & talking. Eventually she left. I then realized I'd had everything hanging in the breeze out of the worn skivvies & shorts. Awkward!! 
Heck yeah. All the "old" stuff goes to catholic charities. And some of it is barely worn. Can't itemize anymore though, mortgage paid so itemizing not an option. Getting old.........
What do you have against catholics ?
