I've already blown a poor man's fortune on drugs and women who love drugs, so I'll go for machine guns and lawyers if my ship comes in..............
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About to fall into $1.5 Billion. How would you spend it?
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First thing that I would do is buy some new friends. I have some pretty good friends now but they are certainly not the best friends that money can buy, so I would get some new ones straight away. Next I would give some cash to a few various churches so that I could be forgiven for anything that I might have done in the past that wasn't so cool or might be considered sinful. As we all know cash can buy forgiveness in almost any religion.
After that I would spend as much as I could on booze, broads, boats and basses otherwise it might get pissed away on silly useless things.
After that I would spend as much as I could on booze, broads, boats and basses otherwise it might get pissed away on silly useless things.
...And a helicopter with a pilot. Maybe my old best-friend George.
He spent a career in the US Army teaching kids how to fly helicopters. He's also a guitar-player, a martial-arts expert, has a PHD in economics, and a string of hot-wives in his wake.
Never a dull moment.
He spent a career in the US Army teaching kids how to fly helicopters. He's also a guitar-player, a martial-arts expert, has a PHD in economics, and a string of hot-wives in his wake.
Never a dull moment.
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Or you could do what Rupert Murdoch does and just spend your money denying science!
no science denied here!
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Well I'd have to hire someone to clean the windows...
I wonder if there would be a good music room--not sure with all that glass.
But with 11,000 sq ft--there's room to work something out...
Just not my thing though.
On second thought, I'll see if Pauley Shore will let me move in with him, over the Comedy Store.
I have had this crazy dream, if I hit the numbers like this I would buy a warehouse, have it converted into rehearsal spaces and a recording studio that caters to low income and starting musicians. keep it low cost and hopefully in a few years have it self sustaining. around here affordable rehearsal space is non existent and a lot of great indie and young bands have very little opportunity to get anywhere. kind of give back because I have been lucky enough to be able to afford a house big enough that I could convert my shop into a studio. then I would have my current house gutted and modernized. Mine and the wifes folks would be set for the rest of their lives and my kids would have at least houses set up and education for those who wish to go further.
