Allergic to "grilled cheese"

[Joe Gress]

I'm gonna go with incredibly clever! lol

Or very descriptive and picturesque.

 

[Absentia]

I find that as long as I get her tacos I get all the grilled cheese I want. One might say tit for tat.


EDIT:
Let me explain.

Some nights she's just not ready for a full course meal and an appetizer is just what see needs. She might even say something like "I have a headache" and don't want to cook tonight. Well, that's when a taco could make all the difference and make her feel special. And you would think, pfft A taco. Simple! No, no. You have to make them just right. You can't just go and jam all the meat in there and expect her to say "hey, thanks! That was f'n awesome!! You have to pay attention to the lettuce and the plump ripe tomato. Every ingredient is important. You have to get the sauce just right, and then BAM! Before ya know it, grilled cheese sandwich, full course meal. I don't know. Maybe she just really likes my tacos. She always begs for more after a good taco.

Pretty much the most win I will read today

 

[L-A]

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[Joe Gress]

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I saw that.

 

[L-A]

I think Mark deserves a "good ribbing tolerance" award or something.

 

[Marley's Ghost]

Grilled American Cheese = fail

Grilled Mozzarella or Muenster FTW!

 

[Chunk-O-Funk]

Ethnic fetish?

 

[Papazita]

Asian's dont have any native cheeses, do they? That could explain why some Asian girls often giggle and appear shy about making a grilled cheese...

 

[Marley's Ghost]

Ethnic fetish?

American Cheese isn't really cheese. It is a processed mix of junk pressed together and formed into slices. :scowl: I am ashamed to have my beloved country's name associated with it.

 

[Papazita]

American Cheese isn't really cheese. It is a processed mix of junk pressed together and formed into slices. :scowl: I am ashamed to have my beloved country's name associated with it.

This topic isn't really about cheese...

 

[Marley's Ghost]

WENSLEYDALE:Yes, sir?
MOUSEBENDER:Have you in fact got any cheese here at all?
WENSLEYDALE:Yes, sir.
MOUSEBENDER: Really?
(pause) WENSLEYDALE:No. Not really, sir.
MOUSEBENDER:You haven't.
WENSLEYDALE:No, sir, not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.
MOUSEBENDER:Well, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.
WENSLEYDALE:Right-O, sir.MOUSEBENDER:(Shoots him) What a senseless waste of human life.

 

[Absentia]

American Cheese isn't really cheese. It is a processed mix of junk pressed together and formed into slices. :scowl: I am ashamed to have my beloved country's name associated with it.

Depends where you get your american cheese.

 

[Quadcam]

Well, I was, uh, sitting in the public library on Thurmon Street just now, skimming through Rogue Herrys by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish.

And I thought to myself, "a little fermented curd will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!

Well, eh, how about a little red Leicester.
I'm, a-fraid we're fresh out of red Leicester, sir.
Camenbert, perhaps?
Ah! We have Camenbert, yessir.
You do! Excellent.
Yessir. It's..ah,.....it's a bit runny...
Oh, I like it runny.
Well,.. It's very runny, actually, sir.
No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France! Mmmwah!
I...think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir.
I don't care how ******* runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.
Oooooooooohhh....The cat's eaten it.

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
Not *today*, sir, no.

 

[Korladis]

I find that as long as I get her tacos I get all the grilled cheese I want. One might say tit for tat.


EDIT:
Let me explain.

Some nights she's just not ready for a full course meal and an appetizer is just what see needs. She might even say something like "I have a headache" and don't want to cook tonight. Well, that's when a taco could make all the difference and make her feel special. And you would think, pfft A taco. Simple! No, no. You have to make them just right. You can't just go and jam all the meat in there and expect her to say "hey, thanks! That was f'n awesome!! You have to pay attention to the lettuce and the plump ripe tomato. Every ingredient is important. You have to get the sauce just right, and then BAM! Before ya know it, grilled cheese sandwich, full course meal. I don't know. Maybe she just really likes my tacos. She always begs for more after a good taco.

Dude, that is so awesome.

 

[MStrianese]

I have no idea what the hell you guys are talking about.
I didn't read the article.
Also, I came home and my sister was making some, so I asked if she could make me some while I attend to business.

That business would be you worthless jerks making your worthless jerk threads.

SOME?, AS IN, MORE THAN ONE?!?

People like you are the reason that man is talking pre-marital divorce.

 

[EricF]

SOME?, AS IN, MORE THAN ONE?!?

People like you are the reason that man is talking pre-marital divorce.

Your quick response to this thread is duly noted.

 

[Eric Perry]

Your quick response to this thread is duly noted.

 

[Eric Perry]

I'm gonna necro-bump this thread with *this* little tidbit. This is why my fiance just flat out rocks...

 

[Kwesi]

I'm gonna necro-bump this thread with *this* little tidbit. This is why my fiance just flat out rocks...

The stuff of legends, my friends. May it be honored with many explosions!

http://devastatingexplosions.com/

 

[Eric Perry]