Animals That Are Overdue For Domestication

[Unrepresented]

I agree, we definitely otter domesticate some of those adorable creatures!

 

[96tbird]

Mini elephants. Who wouldn't want a 20 lb elephant?

 

[HaMMerHeD]

Mini elephants. Who wouldn't want a 20 lb elephant?

 

[Thick McRunfast]

Dogapus - A hybrid dog and octopus. Man’s underwater best friend.

A dogapus can play fetch with eight balls; no one can hate that.

 

[BawanaRik]

Hear hear! Throw in Monkeys and I'm your second in command of this new movement! I find it ridiculous that EVERYONE doesn't have a Monkey. They can do 80% of what we do. That's not just cute, it's HANDY to have around!

If you find the Email address of the King/Queen of Science I have a few other questions for him/her too!

With every possible respect i suggest you spend time with a monkey. Quality time.

Or 5 minutes at the zoo.

 

[BawanaRik]

Has anyone tried domesticating a drummer? I've been working with mine for quite a while and just when I think we've got him tame, he goes feral, again.

Was his name Beano?

 

[DannyBob]

Wouldn't mind me a pet walrus

 

[zenbanshee]

Fox-eared arsehole

AKA: Ocelot.

I think Iggy Pop sells those:

http://www.rathergood.com/ocelot

 

[Indiana Mike]

Hear hear! Throw in Monkeys and I'm your second in command of this new movement! I find it ridiculous that EVERYONE doesn't have a Monkey. They can do 80% of what we do. That's not just cute, it's HANDY to have around!

If you find the Email address of the King/Queen of Science I have a few other questions for him/her too!

Monkeys like to masturbate , throw feces and tear peoples arms off.

I'll pass

Maybe a lemur?

 

[Batmensch]

*facepalm* 🐌

You were expecting Tasmanian Devil maybe?

 

[InsaneBassninja]

cuddly Tasmanian Devil as it rips off your face lol.

 

[InsaneBassninja]

I think Iggy Pop sells those:

http://www.rathergood.com/ocelot

savanna Cats? O wait they have. never mind.

 

[GK Growl]

How about no animals for domestication? IMHO, it's bad enough that cats and dogs were domesticated.

 

[benthughes]

Women.

 

[Gazman]

I really want a thylacine... now THAT would be cool on several different levels.

Yes, yes it would.

 

[kohntarkosz]

Mini elephants. Who wouldn't want a 20 lb elephant?

Baby elephants weigh in at around 200 lb... so not a great idea if thet want to come and sit on your lap. Thus we need to engineer them smaller!

Imagine a cat-sized elephant bringing you your newspaper in the morning then giving out a mini trumpeting when you take the paper from its tiny trunk.... dawww. Imagine it sleeping on the carpet and having baby elephant dreams, getting spooked by even tinier mice or trampling through the camp of some impirial explorers...

 

[MrLenny1]

homo sapiens.

 

[machine gewehr]

Women.

Science is helpless at the moment, and it'll always be helpless when it comes to women.


I'd like a pet velociraptor please.

If it's too hard, a pet crocodile will do just fine.

 

[Roscoe East]

Monkeys like to masturbate , throw feces and tear peoples arms off.

Okay...but if it were a pygmy marmoset, the fapping would just be cute, the poo-chucking would be very easy to clean up, and the only folks in danger of limb removal would be Barbie, Ken, & GI Joe.

 

[Richland123]

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