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Anti-joke.com

We found this years ago during a free period at school, and have been on there very often since.

Some of my favorites are:

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both live underground, except for the Eagle.

Knock, knock, "Whos there?" The police, your whole family is dead.

Whats the best way to get a clown off of a swing? Hit with with an axe.
 
I found the web-site few days ago thanks to stumble upon.Here's my fav. anti-joke:


A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling.
"I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said.
So he found some berries, but spit them out.
"These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said.
He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees.
"That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said.
He then stumbled upon a cabin.
"I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered.



The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.
 
There are great lulz to be found there.


Wanna hear a joke?
Go ask a comedian.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane?
Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A tragic accident waiting to happen.