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Do you consider relicing "fake mojo?"
Are you bewildered by the idea of intentionally damaging a perfectly good instrument?
Do you put it in the same category as face lifts, boob jobs and Auto-Tune?
If it is not your bass, why do you care?
Since dissenting opinion is not appreciated in other threads on the subject, this is the place to vent.
Please refrain from attacking individuals and members' basses--usual TB rules apply.
So guys, in all seriousness, let me ask you this -
Is someone buying a relic really any different than them buying a vintage bass that is scarred up ? (other than saving lots of $$$). I mean, it seems like the main "criteria" for most anti-relic people is that they didn't put the "scars" on themselves, they bought the instrument "already beat up".
Is the guy who buys a bass like this looked on as "ok"-
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------ but the guy who buys one like this is thought of as a "cheater ? -
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I mean, either way the guy didn't put the time in to put those marks on the bass by playing it himself. Either way it was someone else's hard work that made the bass look that way.
I'm seriously curious as to your thoughts.
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It depends on why they're buying it. If they're buying it because they love the sound of an old Fender, and are indifferent to the finish, then whatever it's up to them. If they're buying it so they can look cool and act like they did that themselves, then that's lame. In my opinion. I would rather have a vintage P in perfect condition than one that's been beat up.
I dont get relics. Just play a lot of gigs, and least you have a story behind the damage.

I dont get relics. Just play a lot of gigs, and least you have a story behind the damage.
What's the "story" for a guy who buys a vintage bass that has some wear ? Or is buying a vintage bass just as silly as buying a relic ? Either way there's no "story", and the guy didn't put the miles on the bass.
Then you shouldn't condemn what you don't understand. Make sense??![]()
I think "mojo" implies something far too esoteric to apply universally; so, no I wouldn't consider relicing "fake mojo." Relicing is to some people what AAAAA quilted maple tops are to others. Ask die-hard Fender fanatics whether custom 6-string basses with AAAAA woods are an attempt to "appear legitimate," that they're "self-absorbed" or "compensating," or something to that effect and you'll find a predictable agreement. Is the aesthetic of the instrument part of the purchase decision and if so, is that motivation legitimate? That's the basic question. They offer different colors because not everyone digs fiesta red. I will admit that inflicting physical damage to a new bass is not always my cup of tea but I'm not opposed to someone doing that.
I'm not against dissenting opinions; I'm providing one now, aren't I? I'm justifiably impatient concerning tangential, subjective thread derailment. So, thanks for making a thread devoted to the subject.Well done.
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I for one, though, totally dig the aged Olympic White better than the distressed new Olympic White look.
I would rather have a vintage P in perfect condition that doesn't weigh a ton, feels great, and sounds fantastic than [a new] one that's been beat up. I'll flip any bass that doesn't sound good/fit in my tonal category regardless of what it looks like.
I think something that today's instruments offer is a level of consistency in quality and fit that is higher than their older counterparts. I mean, take a poll on neck joints from Fenders during that time period.
For me, it's about the look, the feel, and the tone. If I can get that from a reliced fiesta red, tort guard, rosewood board, 1.62" at the nut P bass strung with TI flats...you'd better believe I'll get it.
Also, autotune is a great invention. Think about it. You've just captured an incredible vocal take after 5 hours of going over and over the same 20 seconds of music, but there's one slightly out of tune note. You can either scrap the whole take, and try again, even though both you and the engineer are absolutely shattered and probably never want to see each other again, you can start again from not being warmed up tomorrow, or you can slap a bit of autotune on it.
I do have some vintage guitars, and the best way to put it is that they feel worn in, and have their own distinct sound. The relics may look like relic's, but they lack that sound that a guitar can only have after years of playing.
They look good on the outside but lack the brains on the inside so to speak
Relics are like going to AE and buying an article of clothing that is brand new and has holes and wear that was artificially inseminated. It costs more and looks sloppy. Frat boy guitars is what I like to call them. If you are/were in a frat, you know what I'm talking about. I know what you kids are doing.
A pointy/surfy/whatever guitar is in no way similar to a relic'd guitar. Relic'ing is more than a look, it's a way to try and fake something that only years of playing can bring. And as for the Ritter, I have no idea what kind of point or comparison you are trying to make. How does that strange, but completely original finish apply to a thread about the validity of taking a belt-sander to an instrument for the sake of looking cool?
To me, a "relic" makes no sense.