Anyone stockpiling for the apocalypse?

[Baryonyx]

I think if the end comes I'll play "Play The Waterfall" by Victor Wooten on my bass and then take to the streets to throw hands with the zombie legions and the demons of hell.

Proper geordie style, I'll knock them for 6 and save mankind.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Don't mean to rain on your parade but when the apocalypse comes then the earth will be destroyed by fire, earthquakes and floods, and there will be rivers of blood. Nothing earthly will survive.


That said, I'm prepared. Got my Shergold by my side.

 

[Baryonyx]

Don't mean to rain on your parade but when the apocalypse comes then the earth will be destroyed by fire, earthquakes and floods, and there will be rivers of blood. Nothing earthly will survive.

I will smack the Firstborn so hard he'll fall back into his hole and I'll destroy Al Kali in one fell swoop. There will be no apocalypse.

The people will sing "Let us go into the house of the lord" and millions of people will try and get into my house.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

I will smack the Firstborn so hard he'll fall back into his hole and I'll destroy Al Kali in one fell swoop. There will be no apocalypse.

The people will sing "Let us go into the house of the lord" and millions of people will try and get into my house.

:scowl:


I give in...!

 

[Baryonyx]

:scowl:


I give in...!

They shall sing my praises and prostrate themselves on the altar of the lolcats at my command as I ascend in a divine light to claim my throne in the kingdom of heaven.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

They shall sing my praises and prostrate themselves on the altar of the lolcats at my command as I ascend in a divine light to claim my throne in the kingdom of heaven.

Don't know where I'll be then....!

 

[Boltbaby]

Do you stock goods for an unfortunate event of natural disaster, invasion, zombie rule, global apocalypse, or other such unfortunate situations?

Water? Canned goods? Weapons/ammo? Radio? Navigation tools? Stuff?

Uh. No.

When my number is called, I'm getting on the bus.

 

[ryco]

If you google my location you'll see I'm the first lemming off! No worries!

 

[Norwegianwood]

I´ve already got this small farm in the mountains (no kidding), just need to fill up the basement with bottles of jims.
Pretty sure my place will be kickin.

 

[Stanley Design]

I´ve already got this small farm in the mountains (no kidding), just need to fill up the basement with bottles of jims.
Pretty sure my place will be kickin.

Can I be your servant? I'll work for food water and jim.

 

[seanm]

I keep stockpiling beer for the apocalypse.... and it keeps disappearing.

Therefore, the only conclusion is that we are having mini-apocalypses all the time!