Apocalypse 05-21-11, here we go again! - All "rapture" posts here please

[GregC]

I thought it was supposed to happen at 6 pm Pacific, so it's officially a bust, no?

I got that time off of a message board, but I'm blaming the dadgum mainstream media if it was wrong.

 

[SJLee]

Maybe tomorrow instead....

While you're waiting for the end of the world.



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[MOTORHEADBANGER]

It'll be 2112 for sure. All those messages in Rush's masterpiece. It all makes sense now!!! It's like the DaVinci Code, except it hasn't been ruined by a flop of a film... yet.

 

[Cabazon]

I don't know what everyone's talking about. I got raptured just fine.

 

[tbof]

It started...

YouTube - ‪Breaking News: Rapture 2011 - People are vanishing! Shocking live footage!‬‏

 

[Happynoj]

It doesn't seem to have happened, and apparently Camping hasn't been seen since before nothing happened.

 

[Absentia]

Well the rapture did happen, just we were all wrong about which religion we chose.
Oh well maybe next time

 

[colcifer]

Well the rapture did happen, just we were all wrong about which religion we chose.
Oh well maybe next time

I like to think that when people are turned away by Saint Peter and ask him what they should have done differently, he replies "Remember that cult from San Diego that killed themselves so that their deaths would coincide with the passing of a comet? THAT is what you should have done."

 

[bassplayer1494]

I spent judgement day watching season 3 of Sons of Anarchy from 6pm to 4am. Did i miss anything? xD

 

[Infidelity]

It doesn't seem to have happened, and apparently Camping hasn't been seen since before nothing happened.

Maybe Camping is the chosen one and we all gonna suffer for 5 months! YAY!

 

[Bob Lee (QSC)]

Maybe he forgot to take leap years into account. Or the shift to the gregorian calendar. Yeah, I'm sure that's it.

 

[EBodious]

ok, well, i guess i will end up doing my laundry after all.


dang, i really thought i might get out of it this time.

 

[colcifer]

Maybe he forgot to take leap years into account. Or the shift to the gregorian calendar. Yeah, I'm sure that's it.

I wondered about that...

 

[fokof]

Maybe he forgot to take leap years into account. Or the shift to the gregorian calendar. Yeah, I'm sure that's it.

That's very good.

Now let's try to extrapolate on what are the reason behind this failure , the Gregorian calendar is a good one.
What will come up with ?

- The Mayas were right , it's 12-12-12 ( or is it the Incas ? )

- People didn't gave him enough money , he had to cancell the booking for the trip to Heaven.
( with the cost of petrol these days... )

 

[cdef]

Come on, I can tell you were all just a little worried... All we got was another volcano eruption in Iceland, which will mess air traffic up for a bit, but won't be the end of the world.

 

[TheSuzie]

Come on, I can tell you were all just a little worried... All we got was another volcano eruption in Iceland, which will mess air traffic up for a bit, but won't be the end of the world.

That's nothing, us gals cause earthquakes just by flashing our bewbs.

 

[BurningSkies]

That's nothing, us gals cause earthquakes just by flashing our bewbs.

It explains why we never have earthquakes around here...

If you want to come by and test this theory...

 

[TheSuzie]

If you want to come by and test this theory...

You really don't want that. I am doing another photo shoot later today but I assure you I will be well clothed as appropriate for the old and ugly.

S

 

[Munjibunga]

Just checking in. I guess my class is going to get their mid-terms back on Wednesday.

 

[Gard]

I still had to mow the lawn yesterday...sigh...